Young Writers Society

Shut up.

(lol. Yes I'm perfectly aware that I just posted....but I think that, if words fail, then that will suffice. It gives a very clear message, methinks - YOU ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME!!!!)

Please for God's sake do not compare me to THAT author! I hate her!

Ohh, oop. I sometimes do that . . . -Shuffles feet, tries to look invisible-

Sometimes I would like to say to people who critique me:
"There is a fine line between constructive criticism and a flame. But you obviously are above acknowledging it."
KTHX!

My friend thought up this one today:

"Erm... yes, thank you for that piece of very... creative... critism... I think the phrase is "constructive critism" though..."

"If YOU want ME to rewrite MY work, write something perfect so I can destroy it. Then we're square."

"WELL L33T YOU TOO!!!"

"I <3 ur wrk 2. If u cn reed ths, u r a moron. Or a vry horibl spelr."

"OH MY GOSH! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!"

"You've made so many corrections, I can't even credit myself. Ima credit the squirrels."

Etc...

I know I posted here before but....

And they pay you how much to sit around and do nothing?

ME BAD? YOU TERRIBLE! ME EAT YOU!!!

And one of my most currently made up favorites:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You usually post to help people or to things you like, considering you didn't help me at all, you must LIKE ME!!!