Chain Letters

God I hate these blithering notes.
They demand to pass on annoying chain letters that promise something unfathomable.
No, passing the note onto 15 people and pressing F6 will not show your loved one. F6 is a redo button.
If it was something note worthy, such as... "The Guiness World Record for Longest Chain Mail sent" I would do it.
What do you do when you get a chain mail?
I usually copy it from 10-20 times and send it back to the sender.

And Ive created my own chain mail!
Got this? It means you are loved!
Send this to 157 people you know dearly in the next 15 minutes!
If you dont you will contract breast, lung, colon, heart, and eye cancer and die a horrible slow death!
You will then contract ebola virus and bleed yourself to death!
If you do you will win the lottery and get over a million dollars!
Quick!

You are going to one day die to this....
but I don't know 157 people!

Contract cancer and die then.
Its basically what chainmail say.

I hate chainmail.

"Tell everyone you know about Cindy's story, or her ghost will haunt your for a bajilliontrillionbobillionbananafannafofillion YEARS!! OMFG!!21!4"

It's just ignorant.

Its gay. And yes, I'm using gay - Where we live and where other people live, gay can also mean very stupid and just wrong. Oh wait... Nah, anyway I know someone gay. He rawks, and he is my best friend!

Anyway, they also suck. Lets just ignore it.

I made a poem about spam!

Yeah...

Um... how are you?

I think everyone who sends those bloody things should be hung from a tree and shot.
Ok, so that's in bad taste, because I knew someone who hung themselves from a tree....

There is this one chain mail that is VERY helpful... It's about people trying to stop a sick website called http://www.bonsaikitten.com
WARNING NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
People sign this petition to keep this person from continuing it on to other animals like lizards and to stop them from doing this to those poor kittens...

But most other chainmail is stupid...
Like the one that goes something like:
'I am an 11 year old girl. I have no real face for the rest of my real one was burnt off. I have trace amounts of thin blond hair. If you don't send this to 15 ppl, I will kill you when you sleep with a knife. Send it or die!!!!!!!!'


Stupid letters like that >.<

I hate the I love you ones... Especially when greg sends them to me... it's like

I ALREADY LOVE YOU WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??

Are some just like... Confermation? like, if you don't love me leave it blah blah blah...


AUGH I AM ANGERED
blahaahalllllllllla MILLION YEARS!!!@!256*!%!!

I just got back from my surprise trip to New Haven. What fun (read that with heavy sarcasm).

Now I have 45-ish composition papers to grade for tomorrow. Overall, this week will go down in brad's personal history of weeks somewhere on the low end. I mean, better than "week spent with pneumonia," or "week with growing pituitary tumor," but low on the list nonetheless.

PS forward this message to your 200 closest friends within the next ten minutes, or else pretty much nothing will happen either way.

Brad, I barely have 1 closest friend.

If anyone has myspace, I'm sure you get those annoying bulletins all the time. The ones talking about "If you don't post this, then you don't believe in God" get on my nerves the most. Not posting your stupid chain letter does not mean I don't believe in God. I pity every person who sends that junk.

I usually just break the chain. YAY!!! Way more fun then sending it on a million times. But when my sister sent me a chain e-mail I sent a whole pile of copies back to her, then another with the subject readng "Have we learnt a lesson today?"

Hmm.

Send Chain mails back to their origin, repeatedly?

Sounds like a plan!

I still say we just exterminate....