(Forgive me for redundancy if something of this sort exists somewhere, but...)
Happy Birthday, grandpa Nate! The old jokes expired last year, so no canes or walkers this time (even if you may need such). Instead, we've a barrel of monkeys that are partially sedated for you, so it won't require as much energy to keep them under control.
"I'd steal somebody's purse if I could google it and then download it." -- Firestarter
Happy, happy birthday! So what are you now 80? Lol, have an awesometastic b-day
I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
To have more, you have to become more. Don't wish it was easier - wish you were better. For things to change, you have to change, and for things to get better, you have to get better. — Jim Rohn
Huzzah! It's Nate's birthday!
