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Things we overhear



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Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:47 am
uniaeca says...



A random saying from the hallways at school,


Random Chick: "Just because I like Barbie, doesn't mean I have good taste in music!"

One from yesterday, (not me though)


"I can just see the two nuns on the roof with their binoculars, and a machine gun. Then this loud plop as a holy water water bomb hits me." "And then?" "And then they chuckle and laugh "Gottem!""
Sporks!! and Waffles!! Ohhhh that waffley goodness stabbed with a spork!
  





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Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:41 am
QiGuaiGongFu says...



"Yeah, he's a blackbelt!"
incoherant babble from security guard
"No, I swear, he's a black belt!"

This was out of the mouth of a woman i've never met, in a store i rarely go into.

"If it weren't for my horse, i never would have spent that year in college."

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"No no, it only feels good when you go up and to the left." *shudders* i dont want to know what she was talking about.
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Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:35 pm
Chevy says...



I never overhear anything. Perhaps it's because I never overlisten.
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Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:56 pm
QiGuaiGongFu says...



well, then your underlistening.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken
Lie together like butt.
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Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:46 am
Mattie says...



Well, I don't exactly remember what was said in the conversations I overhear, but I do remember that they were all about sex, and were very graphic.

And Uniaeca, may I steal the nun conversation? I just found that way too funny...LOL. Oh, Gawd, I'm still actually laughing! :)

Also ZZAP, that was way funny! Ah...sex talk. America's favorite pass time?
  








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