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Hey! Okay! Here we go.

My name is Lauren (or, I guess, elms; with my luck, there'll be a whole hoard of Laurens running around here!). I'm from Alabama, which you may recognize as America's unofficial leprechaun haven. This seems like a nice place, although it's been a while since I last typed without chatspeak.

(Fun fact about me: I really, really love chatspeak. I am not joking. I get a genuine thrill out of dropping caps and making random line breaks. I leave an "I" lowercase and my heart leaps. It's sad.
Hopefully, though, in a literate environment like this one, I'll get used to typing like a coherent human being again!)

I pretty much grew up writing, but I've been out of the habit for a couple of years. Now I'm making my grand return, I guess - I get so many characters and scenes and musings stuck in my head, and I want to do something about it! So I've been reading a lot, as well as doing a lot of writing exercises, and joining a writing forum couldn't hurt my progress, could it?

What else... Arrested Development is my favorite thing on Earth. I call everything "silly," and I use the same turns of phrase over and over again. I care a lot about feminism, anti-racism, rape culture, LGBTQ issues, and generally not being obnoxious. I heavily judge people by their tastes in TV. I like tomatoes more than I rationally should.

I honestly did not mean to go on for so long; props to whoever makes it all the way down here. It's nice to meet you all! Thank you for reading! And, uh, happy trails! Or something. I really don't know what I'm doing. :)
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Hello and welcome :) Glad to see a new writer here.

I quite enjoy studying feminism as well although, holy poop, some of it is really silly. You'd get this if you studied it [or were practically married to someone who studied it] in a college classroom. Feminists can be evil.

ANYWAY. If you have questions ask someone in green, or me. I've been here for a long time but not actually "Here" for a while, so I have no idea what is going on. I'm old.
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Oh, that's why your avatar looked familiar. I remember that I hated Arrested Development at first, but I watched the first 3 episodes, and I began to enjoy it a bit.

Welcome to YWS.

One odd thing I've noticed about the people running for president is that the guy who want to make abortion and gay rights legal is (supposedly) a giant racist.
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Hi, everybody! :D

Suzanne wrote:Hello and welcome Glad to see a new writer here.

I quite enjoy studying feminism as well although, holy poop, some of it is really silly. You'd get this if you studied it [or were practically married to someone who studied it] in a college classroom. Feminists can be evil.

ANYWAY. If you have questions ask someone in green, or me. I've been here for a long time but not actually "Here" for a while, so I have no idea what is going on. I'm old.

Aww, thank you!
Ha, yeah! There's always a little ridiculousness going on in any movement. While I wouldn't call anyone evil, per say, there are definitely some misguided (but usually well-intentioned, I think) people who end up being more destructive than they should have been. I'm glad somebody shares my interest!
Thank you for the advice; it's encouraging to hear that someone with your experience on the forum is as puzzled as I am. :)
Gringoamericano wrote:Oh, that's why your avatar looked familiar. I remember that I hated Arrested Development at first, but I watched the first 3 episodes, and I began to enjoy it a bit.

Welcome to YWS.

One odd thing I've noticed about the people running for president is that the guy who want to make abortion and gay rights legal is (supposedly) a giant racist.

Thanks for the welcome! It actually took me a while to get into the show, too - the humor's very distinctive, and I think I needed some time to get accustomed to it. I don't regret it. :)
While I'll have to throw out a big whopping citation needed in regards to your last comment, it's good to meet someone so open about their positions and beliefs. :)
I'm a kind of paranoiac in
reverse. I suspect people of
plotting to make me happy.

J. D. SALINGER



Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.
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