Telephone, Chinese Whispers, Rumor Mill, Grape Vine

Basically this is how we play.

Person A posts: "PenguinAttack is working on her poem 'Days of Our Lives.'" which may or may not be a true statement.
Person B posts: "Penguin is manipulating Days of our Lives" which is an alteration of the former statement.
Person C posts: "Penguin controls our lives." which is an alteration of Person B's statement.
Proceed with caution.

When a statement is too warped to continue this manipulation, it won't yield an interesting result, or you find something more intriguing to send down the telephone wire, write a new 'Post A.'

This could be about anything, like marriages, almost marriages, break ups, hook ups, @Nate and his endless workload, or even just a cat puking. It really doesn't matter what goes into the grape vine. The fun thing is to see what comes out. Please use the @ thingy when you write a username so they know there's a rumor about them they can watch deteriorate.


Here we go:

@Master_Yoda has the ability to hide in chat while not showing up on the list of people in chat.

@Master_Yoda has the ability to hide and not show up.

@Master_Yoda has the ability to show up the world!

@Master_Yoda has the ability to never show up.

@Master_Yoda has no accessibility to his shower.

@Master_Yoda has not taken a shower

@Master_Yoda was taken by Charizard.

@Master_Yoda was frozen.

@Master_Yoda wrote "Frozen"

@Master_Yoda starred in "Frozen"

@Master_Yoda saw stars.

@Master_Yoda was a star

@Master_Yoda was in a spa

@Master_Yoda was in a spa because of all of the notifications.

@Master_Yoda sparred in a notorious duel.