First thing I could see: My sister Anna Not really sure where I was going with this when I started but ended up making a story about why our town has so many trees!
Warning: course language! as well as (probably poorly translated) Maori!
I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though. — Holden Caulfield