Battle of the Sexes [2] (Please read the rules)

Iggy · 2013-12-19T05:45:29Z

Right! So hello and welcome to the first round of Battle of the Sexes, where boys and girls are pinned against each other to see who is clearly the ultimate sex. How to play - It's simple! Boys count up and girls count down. What does she mean, you ask? The game will start with a neutral score, which is 0. From then on, every male will up the score and every female will down the score. Say the score is 0 and Jack comes along. He will then add on a point and thus the score is now 1. Same if it was 11 and he turns it to 12. Same with Lily. She will turn the 0 into a -1, and the 11 into a 10. Make sense? Now, when things go into the negative spectrum, the rules and how to play will not change. So if the score is -190, Lily will bring it down by making it -191. Jack will bring it up by making it -189. Still with me? Great! Rules - If you are a female, bring the score down. If you are a male, bring the score up. If you identify with neither gender, choose a side to play on. And the biggest rule of all - allow a two person gap between your posts. So if Jack has posted and then Lily posts, he needs to wait until person C comes along before he can post again. So when Lily and Samantha have posted, then may Jack post again. Wins Round one: Guys with 93 Alright! Let's get things started. *throws the puck down* 0

TimmyJake

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:24 pm

TimmyJake says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 2:24 pm

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Yay! Now we can fight again! Awwww... was timmy too strong for you?

@Pompadour, was that the reason you weren't well? You had to take a break to heal?

Well, now that your wounds are healed... we can continue!!!

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deleted5

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:18 pm

deleted5 says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:18 pm

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I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.

TakeThatYouFiend

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:23 pm

TakeThatYouFiend says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:23 pm

67 aiming for 100!

You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?

Pompadour

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:25 pm

Pompadour says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:25 pm

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Oh, please @TimmyJake . I just haven't slept in a while was all. Maybe I'm actually a super hero with a secret identity who needed a break, huh? But anyway, prepare to face my killer glare, fiend!

*unleashes eyeballs of death and mutant elephants that swoop down on unsuspecting victims*

How to format poetry on YWS

this sky where we live is no place to lose your wings

deleted5

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:28 pm

deleted5 says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:28 pm

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I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.

TimmyJake

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:42 pm

TimmyJake says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:42 pm

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Hmmm... If that is the case, I shall unleash all of my fury!

*Releases swarms of gummy bears who over powers @Pompadour and all of her minions*

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Zolen

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:44 pm

Zolen says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:44 pm

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Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:53 pm

Pompadour says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:53 pm

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*eats gummy bears and squirts hot chocolate everywhere*
@TimmyJake

How to format poetry on YWS

this sky where we live is no place to lose your wings

deleted5

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:56 pm

deleted5 says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:56 pm

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He he, I'm so mature :3

I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
Checkmate Atheists.

TakeThatYouFiend

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:59 pm

TakeThatYouFiend says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:59 pm

70. My fury?
I a whirl I cast every attack spell know to tunnels and trolls (an awful lot.)
Take THAT You Fiend!

You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:09 pm

Basil says... · Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:09 pm

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I've missed a lot I gather ...

Dorian, are you the one adding all the spices to our food?
Of course I am.
Why?
Because frankly the food here tastes like poorly cooked sawdust. It genuinely tastes how Solas looks.