Battle of the Sexes [2] (Please read the rules)

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*casts a petronum spell and wards off the evil spells that @Pompadour cast.*

*Rides on the tidal wave behind @Pompadour, and throws her off into the nothingness that awaits her and her master*
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And passersby who heard his echoing laughter wondered what kind of grief man had to go through before he could laugh so free.




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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground Beef




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"Half the time the poem writes me." ~Meshugenah




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Dorian, are you the one adding all the spices to our food?
Of course I am.
Why?
Because frankly the food here tastes like poorly cooked sawdust. It genuinely tastes how Solas looks.




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Dorian, are you the one adding all the spices to our food?
Of course I am.
Why?
Because frankly the food here tastes like poorly cooked sawdust. It genuinely tastes how Solas looks.




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“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.”
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