Battle of the Sexes [2] (Please read the rules)

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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I'll go sharpen my claws. Bwahahaha. I need to warn you though, @TimmyJake that I'm actually a short grizzly, so I'll be going for the swift and silent approach instead of the outright bashing most people have grown to expect.

Like a ninja. e_e
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A grizzly ninja... I'll have to see it to believe it. :D I am like a giraffe. Its gonna take alot of work to get to my head to really maul me. :P
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Beware my ninja...ness. Er, ninja's can be 5"4' right? Because I didn't see a "You have to be this tall to stab" sign anywhere.
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Of course! A small ninja would be so cute! :D Er, I mean fearsome. :) I have been warned. I will beward your ninjaness. Nice word, btw. :D
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@TimmyJake no flirting with @Pompadour on the battlefield. ;)
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*goes red* Er, sorry about that.... I wasn't... I mean, I was only trying to... Oh, never mind. We don't have to listen to him, do we @Pompadour? We are just aggressive... ninjas. :D
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War before love Timmy. XD
Focus on the present and not the horizon :P
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@AlexSushiDog I'm laughing so bad I think the cat just glared at me. Pfftwahahaha.

@TimmyJake Ninja-osity is a cooler word. As is pretteople. But I don't think either word exists. Hahahaha, you look like a tomato. *doubles over with laughter*

Sorry, sorry. I'm not that mean. :P
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