I'm The Decider

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Pretty old, but still...

I'm The Decider
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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no, I'M the decider.
Beware of the scary banana fingers! For they are mushy, and yellow.

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You're both wrong. IM the decider. And I have IDF soldeirs to back it up.
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

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Decider?

And Dan...

You forgot about your kick a$$ mafia. I'm sure they'd back some things up...




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I have an entire EMPIRE to back things up, including every living martial arts expert to grace the silver screen (including Chuck Norris). I'm the decider. I decide things.
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Hey, I can shoot Chuck Norris.




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Yeah, but Jackie Chan can deflect it with his fist.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is an actual way of killing Chuck Norris. Shooting him will only make him madder.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
"He who takes a life...it is as if he has destroyed an entire world....but he who saves one life, it is as if he has saved the world entire" Talmud Sanhedrin 4:5

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And how might htat be, EBM?




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It's too graphic to describe, but you would need a corkscrew, some waffles, a shovel, Bob Saget, and the complete third season DVD of Monk.
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That is an urban myth!! Chuck Norris can't be killed with waffles!! Pancakes maybe....
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You can't kill with pancakes, Gal! Honestly! The only thing you can do with pancakes besides eat them and make funny pictures of bunnies with pancakes on their heads is build with them! DUR!
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I believe it was Galatea.

And EBM>> You oughtta PM me with those details...

What if you poisoned a pancake, then it could kill...



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