Battle of the Sexes (Please read the rules)

Iggy · 2013-10-25T03:28:32Z

Right! So hello and welcome to the first round of Battle of the Sexes, where boys and girls are pinned against each other to see who is clearly the ultimate sex. How to play - It's simple! Boys count up and girls count down. What does she mean, you ask? The game will start with a neutral score, which is 0. From then on, every male will up the score and every female will down the score. Say the score is 0 and Jack comes along. He will then add on a point and thus the score is now 1. Same if it was 11 and he turns it to 12. Same with Lily. She will turn the 0 into a -1, and the 11 into a 10. Make sense? Now, when things go into the negative spectrum, the rules and how to play will not change. So if the score is -190, Lily will bring it down by making it -191. Jack will bring it up by making it -189. Still with me? Great! Rules - If you are a female, bring the score down. If you are a male, bring the score up. If you identify with neither gender, choose a side to play on. And the biggest rule of all - allow a two person gap between your posts. So if Jack has posted and then Lily posts, he needs to wait until person C comes along before he can post again. So when Lily and Samantha have posted, then may Jack post again. Alright! Let's get things started. *throws the puck down* 0

GreenTulip

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:41 pm

GreenTulip says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:41 pm

-78

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Auxiira

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:43 pm

Auxiira says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:43 pm

-79

You read faster than Usaine Bolt sprints xD - Deanie 2014

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Deadman

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:43 pm

Deadman says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:43 pm

-78

"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:59 pm

Pompadour says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:59 pm

-79

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:01 pm

Auxiira says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:01 pm

-80

You read faster than Usaine Bolt sprints xD - Deanie 2014

I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. - Cathy, Wuthering Heights

Deadman

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:06 pm

Deadman says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:06 pm

-78

"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown

Auxiira

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:09 pm

Auxiira says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:09 pm

(you mean -79, Deadman)

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I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. - Cathy, Wuthering Heights

GreenTulip

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:18 pm

GreenTulip says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:18 pm

-80

Life works in funny ways sometimes. Some get hurt, others go through without a single bruise. I could tell so many stories of how I got each scar that is scattered across my flesh.

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:19 pm

umaima says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:19 pm

-81

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:34 pm

AlmondEyes says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:34 pm

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Auxiira

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:45 pm

Auxiira says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:45 pm

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You read faster than Usaine Bolt sprints xD - Deanie 2014

I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. - Cathy, Wuthering Heights

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Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:46 pm

Ossum says... · Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:46 pm

-82

IN YOUR FACE! IN YOUR FACE!

Never give up on yourself or others.
Fight for what is in your heart, not in your head.
And if it all comes down to it,
Die on your feet before yo live on your knees.

Chin up, shoulders back, smile on.