The Never Ending Sentence

On a bright summer's day, I woke up to the smell of coffee brewing downstairs, so I jumped out my window because there was a monster in the hallway, who was wearing purple running shorts with black and white striped knee socks, and it wore a buret and chewed on a cinnamon stick asking me to dance the macarena with it, but I stuck a tootsie roll up a sleeve of a stranger, and ran into the forest, where there was a fairy who looked like a watermelon which was odd, since potatoes are only cooked on Fridays, so the fairy started to transform into a giant cactus, which leads to me turning in a zombie, but somehow I teleported to an alien planet, where they sell cinnamon rolls which are so so so tasty and I tried to get one but an evil octopus alien grabbed my hand before I reached it, so I ended up being whisked off to an evil alien party where they tried to roast me for dinner, but I quickly did a tarantella, and in the midst of the confusion, I made a Krabby Patty but I didn't know that they were made from peanuts, I am allergic to peanuts, and then I grew mushrooms on my head and died of laughter reading this post so I got teleported by a space critter back to earth where I was floating above New York City and I almost dropped fifty thousand feet to my death when Leonardo Da Vinci came flying by on his flying machine and flew me to the moon where we didn't die because he happened to have two space suits with backpacks full of cookies which were full of grubs that ate me up and transported me inside the grub body where I got digested and got out of his body shrinked and that is how I died but then something brought me back to life and it was a talking ice-cream cone that sang Christmas carols in a voice that was very low and so deep that only dogs could hear it and ate a bad mushroom and turned into a weird looking spider which tried to kill a whale but the whale won and got eaten by a hippolotamus but then I realised it was really a unicorn I cried and cried until I saw an even bigger unicorn which had an apple dangling from its fifty eyes, which were all staring at a saucy portrait of a saucy knave who was killing a giant dragon that breathed dead pigs, horses, and squirrels that were positively eaten alive with a side of cannibals who liked to be eaten except that they were DEATHLY allergic to cucumbers named Larry, which are renowned for their brilliant and formidable talents in eating hot sauce with jalepenos on top, however the president of the United States shot a puppy, causing extreme pee running down its leg and a rather unpleasant gold fish with a small fin that prevented it from jumping, so it decided to talk to his best friend the cat, who proceeded to lick my nostrils, but then I sneezed causing the cat to soar all the way out to the moon causing a big crater which was later called the crater of happy mustard, which reminds astronuts of the yellow junk they eat in space which absolutely disgusts them causing them to create a pepperoni whirlwind that only I could see, so I wrote a story about it and posted it on a really awkward website that disliked orange clipboards whenever