The Tavern

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Bolt dies of alcohol poisoning.
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The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt




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Warrior Princess cries and falls in the mud, too drunk to get up.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Flower sniffles and then begins digging a hole to bury bolt in. "My poor Bolt...we will miss you always."
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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A police officer walks up to the scene

Cop: "What happened?"

Kent: "Well, he was poisoned"

Cop: "By who?"

Kent: "Well, I think it was Budweiser, Matt thinks it was Samuel Adams, and Harley thinks it was Tequila."

Cop: "I'll report them all."

Kent: *looks at the cop funny and then walks away*
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt




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Stares awkwardly as they walk away and then continues to bury Bolt.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Crawls over to Flower and proceeds to help her push dirt over Bolt, talking drunken gibberish to herself all the while.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Flower begins the eulogy with stricken sobs.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Warrior Princess pulls random wildflowers from the earth and scatters them over Bolt's grave, sniffling at Flower's eloquent words.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Flower gets bored and goes back for another drink.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Warrior Princess sits down alone on Bolt's grave as the rain starts to fall. After a few minutes of looking sad, lonely, and slightly hungover, she yells for someone to bring her a drink.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Flower, since she is the only one active here, brings Warrior a drink.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Warrior thanks Flower for the drink and takes a sip, then pulls her down next to her, commanding her to sit there and talk to her.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Dragonet stops in front of the tavern and looks in. She's never actually been inside the tavern -she's been too busy- but she's examined it before. Today she has finally decided to ignore her responsibilities and walks in. The first thing she sees is a funeral. Odd. The tavern is usually a happy place with hyped up people. Onet shrugs and walks up to the bar. Hmm. what should I get today? she thinks I feel like chocolate, but hot or cold? Shake or Coco? Finally Onet decides that she feels like a having something cool and refreshing. "One Chocolate Shake please." she asked Nate. Nate owned the place and all of YWS town, and Dragonet thought of him as one might think a hero, or a celebrity. Her voice shook slightly when she talked to him and she hoped he didn't notice.

Once Nate handed her the shake, Onet looked around for a place to sit and saw Warrior Princess and a girl she hadn't met before sitting at a table in the corner. She smiles and walks over, "Hey guys! How ya doin'?" Onet noticed the sad look in their eyes and is determined to cheer them up.
I'm a JESUS FREAK!!!

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With a morose expression, Warrior Princess motioned to the seat across from her. "New in town, I see," she said, taking a sip of her drink. The other girl (whose name was Flower) picked absently at her napkin, still thinking of poor Bolt.

"So what brings you to Nate's Tavern?" Warrior Princess asked Dragonet.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Dragonet shrugs. "I've been watching this place for a while, but never came in. So I decided today was the day."
I'm a JESUS FREAK!!!

Do you have any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?



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