The Tavern

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Warrior Princess walks up to MMM and demands to know why he is bent on condemning the splendiferous Nate's Tavern.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Flower stumbles out of the tavern and stares at MMM......"Lookie here bub....I own this here tavern now....(hiccup) because.......QWUYAAAAAA (ninja kick to the face)
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Warrior Princess laughs for several minutes and then proceeds to buy everyone a drink. Cheers!
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Flower takes more than her share of drinks and passes out.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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MMM has security arrest Warrior Princess for trespassing and breaking and entering into secure, non-public sections of the bank.
The judge sentences her to five years of community service, a fine of $50,000, and three months in the slammer; curiously enough, the judge happens to be MMM.

"Tractors are go!" MMM says into a two dispatch. He means the bulldozers, but details, details...
The walls, they is a creakin'.




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Flower uses her ninja moves to bust out of prison and starts beating the crap out of MMM stoping his tractors.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Warrior Princess flings down her shovel, strips off her jumpsuit, and runs circles around the tavern screaming, "KNOCK 'IM DEAD!!! KNOCK 'IM DEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!"
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Flower gets distracted by Warriors strange display and falls on the ground laughing.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Ladypurple realized that she was drunk from drinking beer during the fight. She stumbled to a booth to wait for the hang over.
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



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~Rosey Unicorn




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Flower watches ladypurple colapse into a booth and decides she would rather not get a hangover right now, so she goes and gets another drink.
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Warrior Princess buys a drink, sits down, and starts telling really awful bar jokes. "So a princess, a hippie, and a purple lady walk into a bar . . ."
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Screw this, I'm heading to Old O'Riley's on fifth.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt




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Ladypurple listened because she heard something about purple.
You're new? Great seas! Why haven't you gone to the Buddy System yet?



You're dealing with writers. The words "normal" and "usual occurrence" do not compute.
~Rosey Unicorn




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Flower screams, "No Bolt, don't leave me!" (then cries)
My reality comes to a close as I once again realize that you don't love me, and even if I love you with my everything you will never care.





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Warrior Princess, now slightly tipsy, chases after Bolt and drags him back in by his collar.
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



I'll make sure nobody unauthorized runs off with the chamber pot, sir.
— Kaladin (Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson)