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*noms brocolli :3*
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I think we should cook it first, and then season it. *fishes broccoli out and dumps it in a giant pot of alien poop*
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*Hops out changes back, showers, and returns.* DO YOU COME IN PEACE?
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Define peace, filth piece of human.
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Do you mean harms to the Humans?
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Define harm, human.
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Will you be; killing, maiming, injuring, eating, vaporizing, torturing, enslaving, or pestering the human race?
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Yes, you ignorant human. In fact, is happening in three...one. Now!
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Never! *appears with and army of 100 elite alien hunters and starts blasting away reducing the aliens numbers quickly. Then the regular army of thousands appears and starts to lay down heavy fire taking out many of the remaining aliens.* Surrender or we will take your lives! *places heavy explosives on ship* I'm crazy enough to do it.
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We will never surrender to a lesser race like you! We'd rather die. *uses telepathy to control the humans and causes carnage amongst themselves while blowing them up at the same time*
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Wait wait. You are delusional. We have no army. Why have an army if we can just use a little mind control and a little controlled infection? ^^
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Then infect then, my child. Infect them with out superior intelligence. ^_^
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Still though.

*78 of the elite hunters survive the carnage.* Look there is only two of you left and we cannot be controlled using telepathy . *Shoots both of you in the kneecaps, incapacitating you.* Surrender, I'd hate to cross off exterminating a race of aliens off my bucket list at such a young age.
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The one you shot in the knees wasn't me, silly. I don't come out in person. I am embedded into my ship, and that was merely one of my bodies. I shall make another one whenever it pleases me.

Oh, and that was her army. Mine is currently cloaked, surrounding your planet, and preparing to release a virus engineered to make you obedient to us. As suble sanity said, we will infect you with intelligence.
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I leave the rest to you, as I shall watch while eating alien popcorn.
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