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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly
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Thats ok Matt! Welcome by the way. Mind if I delete that silly post of yours up there, so the thread doesn't get messed up. Well anyway...

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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Of course, go right ahead.

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid [/b]his
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous
Seclusion among the ferns of what seems like a mystical forest by flourishing elms and and oaks. Looking up at twilight's dwellings up above, where the stars sit on their perches to await dawn... That lunar crescent forever hangs there, just another star that seems so much closer, half covered by what you sit upon right then. That is a true paradise. Just to let yourself escape to those divine heavens...




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bird's poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt

Ooh, can I say that... :mrgreen:
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never puched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never puched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
Who won't hide my liquor, try to serve me tea.




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never puched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never puched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the

Wouldn't it be GRAND if you said the Slippery Slope?! :D :wink:
Footnote: A Series of Unfortunate Events book the 8th...or was it 7th...
Gotta a find a woman be good to me,
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never puched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery


Ahh, why not? Hmm. Ann's enormous butt. We aren't very nice, are we?
Did you say grand? I like to say great.



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