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Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:29 pm
niteowl says... · Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:29 pm
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and slipped down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann
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Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:55 pm
Elocina says... · Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:55 pm
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and slipped down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann
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Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:06 pm
electricbluemonkey says... · Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:06 pm
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and slipped down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann
punched him

In the family jewels? 8)
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:58 pm
Firestarter says... · Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:58 pm
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles on butterflies so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and slipped down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:47 am
niteowl says... · Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:47 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bords poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down. her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:37 am
electricbluemonkey says... · Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:37 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bords poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down. her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:42 am
Firestarter says... · Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:42 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bords poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down. her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels.
Nate wrote:And if YWS ever does become a company, Jack will be the President of European Operations. In fact, I'm just going to call him that anyways.
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:42 pm
electricbluemonkey says... · Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:42 pm
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving bords poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down. her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe

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Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:45 pm
niteowl says... · Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:45 pm
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Then
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Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:08 am
Firestarter says... · Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:08 am
(you both posted a new sentence so I'll morph them together)

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked
Nate wrote:And if YWS ever does become a company, Jack will be the President of European Operations. In fact, I'm just going to call him that anyways.
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Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:13 am
niteowl says... · Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:13 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's senormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around
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Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:28 am
electricbluemonkey says... · Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:28 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's senormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for
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Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:29 am
Firestarter says... · Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:29 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's senormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann
Nate wrote:And if YWS ever does become a company, Jack will be the President of European Operations. In fact, I'm just going to call him that anyways.
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Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:19 am
niteowl says... · Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:19 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because
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Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:45 am
Firestarter says... · Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:45 am
Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of
Nate wrote:And if YWS ever does become a company, Jack will be the President of European Operations. In fact, I'm just going to call him that anyways.
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