Welcome to Chillstep falls, folks! I'm your activities guide here, and I'll be touring you around the place.
That building you see right above the falls, with the waterfall swirling around it and the crystal floors is our Lounge. There, you can relax, kick back, enjoy a drink or two maybe, and talk to the other customers. And, yes, that contraption you see there by the corner is, in point of fact, a cannon -- it'll fire you up and out, into our specifically designed pool, right by the corner down there. It's a blast, but not if you're afraid of heights!
Instead, if you follow the course of the waterfall, you'll see it traces down slowly to the sea. Your homes are there, by the beaches -- see the wooden cottages? We have a volleyball net, scuba and fishing gear, and even some jetskis y'all can borrow. Just, bring them back, they're expensive. There have been some kraken sightings of late, but they shouldn't hurt you.
You can also walk the trek into the forest, and admire our exotic collection of animals, phoenixes and birds of paradise being the most sought after. There's a small community of thrulls in the heart of the forest, there's a whole heap of quaint activities you can do there.
For those of you seeking a more action-packed stay, there are three arenas at Chillstep Falls. One is located within the heart of the falls, suspended above swirling rapids. Another is a ten minute walk away from the thrull village, a glade of white roses. The third is located even higher up, commanding a magnificent view of the Falls, where blustering winds make for an extra challenge.
To ensure your stay is even more enjoyable, there are a few rules we'd like to remind you:
No godmodding, it takes the fun away from the others! And no Mary Sue's/Gary Lou's either, for that matter;
Don't kill anyone, it's quite the downer, respect each other!
No one-liners please, that's just stupid;
Most of all though, have fun! We hope you enjoy your stay here at Chillstep Falls.
