Hello, salutations. Greetings, dear friends and comrades.
My name is Sharty Fitzgibbon. I hail from Paris, Texas, and have lived there for the past 7,000 years. And that's the truth. My best friend in the world is Willy Chips, dictator of a country yet to be discovered. It's called Gaeland, but they don't speak Gaelic there. They speak Bouvlé.
My one and only masterpiece is currently located in the Dramatic Poetry section, so be sure to read it, if your wanting eyes are worthy of it's brilliance. This particular piece required my entire stay in Paris to write. Yes, that's 7,000 years. Quite a long time, if you ask me. Regardless, my passion is not in fact writing; it is sharks. My favorite holiday is Shark Week on Animal Planet. In fact, it is one of the few things that keeps me thriving. I even have a special little shark tree to aid in the celebrations.
But with every passion comes an arch-nemisis: for me, those are spiders. I have declared myself Supreme Spider Warrior, and will battle them by and with every means possible. My weapon of choice is chopsticks.
Now, I think we are safe to say you know a little about me. I hope to enjoy my stay at the Young Writer's Society, however fleeting it may be.
With warm regards,
Sharty Fitzgibbon.
Tiny town, with the Interstate running through it, no? And if I remember correctly, the town square is beautiful.
