(Speaking of "googly") I really like the sentence: "Too much Googling leads to googly eyes." My sister got it from a funny picture and told it to me and I only understood what it meant, like, 2 weeks after she told me XDDD
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles
~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch!
Why? I'm not so sure, it's just funny, and I have actually used it quite a few times. It has successfully made most of my friends laugh, and other times they repeat it and get interesting reactions. This will forever be my favorite sentence.
"The only beauty that matters is on the inside, not on the out. So don't worry if you're make up isn't on, or you're clothes don't match, just be the person you want to be." ~~CatEye