Member wars. :D

Hephaestus of the Academy infected you all with Phyrexian Oil

*pours burning hot chocolate fondue over everyone*

*noms everyone*

Guys, no magic. -.-'
I said objects/people/whatever you wan - but NO MAGIC. No fun hat way. *grumbles and puts everyone in a vat of boiled cheese*

Eats the cheese, along with everyone in it, and tries to get out of this thread.

'No... I can't fit...'

*puts a corset on Drak to make them thinner and eats chocolate cake leisurely as she watches them choke to death*

*breathes in all oxygen and everyone else suffocates* ^u^

*Chucks PixieStix at JustaGirl* Oh, yeah. I went there.

Pushes ShootingStars off from YWS, who falls into the surrounding lake which is filled with piranhas.

But the pirhannas like me so they push me back up to the cyber edge of YWS, where I let them feast on Drak

SAND COFFIN!! ^u^

*Eats cookies in front of KatKage while she's tied down to a chair. Then shoots rabid hyper-active squirrel at everyone. Then says "Ya know" ten-thousand-million-billion times to Draknghar.*

NOOOOO!!!!! Fine, I am forced to do my number1 trick; A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!! ^u^

Drops caffeine on TwistedFantasys head.
oops...

!O0O! *ducks for cover*

*yelps and counter-attacks Kat by making a hundred shadow clones and having them all do -A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH- to her, first individually, then all at once*
(I'm evil XD)

*hyper from caffeine and chases words all over the place demanding hugs, and shocking everytime words does hug*