how random are you!!!!!!

Ooh, look, a squirrel! It's flying! I wish I could fly. Why do birds fly? Ooh, look, a fly! Ohh, look, a blue octopus on my desk! I wonder if it can fly. OMFG I'm riding a flying blue octopus! I have a Coca-Cola keychain. I love Percy Jackson!!! I want Mark of Athena to release soon! I hate Jason. Jason Derulo is cool. I hate following rules. I have a twelve-inch ruler. I love Bruno Mars!!

Sensible me - Random enough for ya? '
Weird me - Of course not! I want chocolate! Why can't it rain chocolate? Dark chocolate is the best. I really want to go to Switzerland. So, there was this-
*Sensible me gags and binds weird me and throws weird me in the attic*
Sensible me - Bye guys! I have to go blow stuff up now!
*Courtesy of my multiple personality disorder*

Spoiler

Not really. But I like to think so.

bubbles. I think I'll watch Phineaus and Ferb. Oh REmember what happened yesterday? I think I wore that for the party. No I'm not Karayze.

something random

..... Fish....

Piglets!

And when I finished drinking my hot chocolate througha multi-colored straw, suddenly Larry Tate walked out of the bushes and offered to teach me how to fly a moped.

"Great," I said. "Man, I wish I had a boyfriend." And suddenly, a boyfriend appeared out of nowhere, because, guess what? Larry Tate was a genie!

And *poof* I'm gone.

If people could walk on water, or swim like duckies(!!!) life would be so much easier, cause who doesnt like duckies??

Never does a tree growing in quicksand need anything but hope that it will live; hope that it will die in pain, not agony; glory, not fame.

THROW THE CHEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crapsicles and dynamite, Blow up all the orang-outangs!!!!
and the fishes, save the birds, i like pineapple, so sweet and juciy!!!

Ooh, look, I missed the first day of school! There was supposedly this cute new girl. Puppies are cute. I wish I had a puppy. I have a dog. Her name's Diva. There's a girl named Diva in my school. LOL. LOL can also be mistaken for lots of love. ROFL. Wonder is that can be mistaken...? Lots of comments are ambiguous. I like ambiguous comments. Ambiguous is too long. There are too many long words. I hate it when people misspell words. That was the right spelling. Yes, it was. A lot of people suck at spelling. Spells are cool. I wish I was a witch. Hermione is a witch. I hate Hermione, she's so stuck-up. A lot of girls in my class are stuck-up. There's gum stuck under my desk (not). I have a lamp on my desk. And lots of knickknacks. Knickknacks is such a weird word. I am weird. I'm insane. Insanity is fun. It's much more interesting than sanity. All geniuses were insane. Steve Jobs must have been insane then. I worship him for giving the world iPods and iPads and iPhones and iMacs and iEverything. iLoveApple. Apples taste good. I had one yesterday. Bring out your inner randomness!! I should put duct tape on my mouth before I make too much of a fool of myself...

Spoiler

For those who had the patience to read all that, thank you. I believe I win the prize for randomness.

Claps for The Day.
Yep, you won.

*victory dance* I knew it! No one can be as random as I!

The random thingies which float in the sky every night from 9PM to 3AM. Those are my beloved stargamers.

PENCIL EATING RABBITS WILL SOME DAY RULE THE WORLD!!!