The Overlord of Tildes has eyes of pitch black, with no sign of white in sight. Stare into them long enough, and you'll feel as if your mind, your soul, and your entire existence is being sucked away into a vortex of pure insanity.
So yeah, no blue eyes here. Pity. Maybe I'll go rip-- er, find a pair to tape onto my eyelids... Blue eyes are nice... really nice.... ( '-')
TUBM has blue eyes. Mind giv-- er, lending them to me? :3
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.
Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.
Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley. They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled
"Dancing slowly in an empty room Can the lonely take the place of you I sing myself a quiet lullaby Let you go and let the lonely in To take my heart again" The Lonely-Christina Perri
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