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Ugh, can't even finish that. It's got "derp" written allllllll over it. *nods to Amazon KDP*

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Spoiler

Kidding kidding don't eat me!

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Emphasis on the 'AND'.

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Yes, it was in all caps. And missing a period at the end.

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(Now I'm going to New York)

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Some kind of symphony, they lost my attention real quick xD

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Okay, firstly, I don't go to college. Secondly, I'm oddly offended. Lastly, I don't think my subconscious is looking up colleges in my sleep, because I know I sure don't. How much more purposeless can you get?

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Strange, I don't have a phone, and have no intention of getting one anytime soon.