50% Chance of Death

Sounds random, huh? That's why it's in Randomosity. Duh.

Ok, here's how it works. I say something like, "Skydiving has a 75% chance of death." The next person would respond, "Fortunately, Death only has a 80% chance of ear infection." And so on. Got it? Good.


Washing dishes has a 30% chance of bacteria.

(80% is only???)

Fortunately, bacteria has a 75% chance of a mental breakdown.

xP

Your mental breakdown has a 60% chance of being contagious

Fortunately there's only a 40% chance of your mental breakdown being contagious, Sun.

But, Justagirl's mental breakdown has a 99% chance of containing head lice.

The head lice have 20% chance of being caught :O

But there's only a 5% chance of a Head Lice Catcher being in the vicinity.

Ah, but it just so happens that 75% of my family can get rid of the critters, and they are in the area. (Not really)

Sadly, there's only a 1% chance that you're in the same vicinity as me and my head lice.

There's also the other 99% that I'm not.
But I could be near someone else who does have lice.

Oh yes, there's a 36% chance that you live near someone with lice.

There's probably a 10% chance that the next person who reads this topic has, will have, or has had head lice at some point in their life.

There's a 50% chance that the next person who reads this post who has, has had or will have head lice has skipped school in the last week

Unfortunately, there's a 100% chance that I'm homeschooled, and don't get to skip school D:

There is a 73% chance that your parents will ship you off the crappy public school...(I'm homeschooled too )