Give a Life Sentence to the Person Above You!

Put on a powdered wig, and grab a hammer/mallet-like thing!

So, in this thread, you act like a judge, and give a life sentence to the person above you. I don't want a simple, plain, boring life sentence. I want the weirdest thing that you can come up with. We are, after all, writers, right? Right.

And, besides the life sentence, also say what the person is guilty of. And not just the common stuff, where you read their signature or look at their avvie. Make up a reason.

Also, HAVE FUN!

I'll start off - i sentence you^

to BURNING ALL OF THE HARRY POTTER NOVELS IN SUCCESION FROM SEVEN DOWN TO ONE CHANTING "NEVER MORE ACCIO _ NEVER MORE EXPELIARMUSS!!!" OVER AND OVER...

I sentence YOU, VampireSenshi512 to a lifetime of being beaten with a wet noodle, for being the FIRST to post on this thread when I said I would be.

You are a disgrace to my promises!

(Vampire: You didn't say what I was guilty of.
CupCake: You didn't sentence Vampire to anything.
Just sayin'.)

I sentence you, CupCake, to living in an apple core for the next ten years. You are charged of jumping into YWS, on a blue and purple kangaroo with icing on it's head.

I sentence you, HPR - to only having the first Twilight book to read, for the rest of your life - for having a dancing frog as your picture.

Gosh - That was lame.

I sentence you Redvine - to standing on one foot, holding out two ten pound wheights on your arms for the rest of your life for misjudging the dancing frog picture...

I sentence you, Vampire, to only being able to eat spray cheese for the rest of your life because you have a black and white avatar.

I sentence you, Justagirl to being the gatekeeper to the new prison of Azkaban - for living inside a gum bubble. XD

I sentence you, Musy, to forever being the Diaper Changer of all the babies in the world!

- for um... just because!

I sentence you murtuza, for having such an ugly cat avatar, to get stella oseni the hell out of London.

I sentence you, Blift, for saying that Puss In Boots is ugly (how can you say that?

Spoiler

), to forever being Puss In Boots' personal slave XP

I sentence you ,Justagirl, for being just a girl,to piggy back ride me whenever I want, until I die.

murtuza wrote:I sentence you, Musy, to forever being the Diaper Changer of all the babies in the world!

- for um... just because!

Why diaper changer Tazzo??

I sentence you lili024 to living in a barrel for eternity and floating away into the sea - for having a cat as your avvie though you're a lily.

I sentence you XxmusicaxX,for saying music in Spanish on your name,to forever dance with an Ewok from StarWars.

I sentence you, lilli, for sentencing me because of two things I didn't know about - to spending a lifetime on mars. After you're done with eternity in a barrel.