Your book in one line

Basically, describe your books plot in one line, explaining either a character, the plot or the central theme. It can be more than one sentence but keep to one line.

Here's mine:

"In a corrupt boarding school, one child a term is killed."

Be as creative or funny as possible, and enjoy!

Below your one line, you may talk more about your story, or why you chose this one line, if you wish.

"A delivery boy and an outcasted girl battle a dysfunctional family."

"A sheer mass of quantity that attempts to make up for the distinct lack of quality."

=] The magnificance of epic fantasy novels.

"A statue in Central Park and an average woman fall in love."

When a totalitarian religion takes over modern America.

The Chosen One doesn't want to be the Chosen One.

Lavvie says...

"A statue in Central Park and an average woman fall in love."

That made me LOL. Good one!
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And here's mine (Also, MoonlightMayhem, I don't mean this to contradict yours at all! It's a very true description of the story.)

A simple Kansas girl named Corry finds out she is not a wizard and most definitely not the Chosen One.

I like this topic, I going to take a go at it.

A boy, and a powerful crystal that will change the world, and humanity!

Detective with the ability to conjure flames imbued with emotion fights against the very gods who gave him his power.

"Six teens fight for the world, and find out one terrible secret that will be the end of them."

~Arah~

It's not so much a book as it is a pile of scenes, but:

Youngsters discover and adopt an abandoned house; it keeps them connected to each other, as their outside lives go a little sour. Hilarity ensues!?