The people of earth were idiots, led by idiots in as ridiculous a manner as possible. And they were about to be woken up to that fact. It was a normal day as far as they go, reports on war, diseases, disasters were rampant, yet made no impact. People had better things to do...like...stuff about them. So they toiled away, working themselves into a dull routine that would consume their lives till the point where they wouldn't even notice their own death.
Naturally--yet despite the warning signs--people were still surprised when earth was invaded by aliens. After Michael jackson appeared as a white man, then later with the children thing, I mean it was pretty obvious.The invasion began a while back except no one noticed. Anyway, it took the world two days to notice the invasion, as it would with everyone being preoccupied with...everyone. During that time the madmen of the world united--with the overly pale, unmarried fat conspiracists--to say a huge collective, "I told you so!" They were summarily arrested and taken away for questioning.
Well, then the people began to exclaim and point, discussing intelligently the ramifications of this discovery: "Ooooh, look at those floating things!" , "Arent they shiny?" , "And prettyful too!" It didnt take long for that wonder to turn to worried frowns, then into full blown panic! (The band became immensly popular yes.) A day afterward, George "Dubbya" Bush appeared on national television, declaring war on the aliens:
"My fellow Americans it is my sad duty to inform you that the aliens are indeed real and not just some hoax cooked up to entertain me before nap-time. Yes, it is sad, because these aliens have Weapons of mass destruction." He nods gravely. "That's right, they're the baddies and were gunna knock them outta the sky!"--From seemingly nowhere the President seized a gun and fired several rounds, yahooing wildly. The live feed was suddenly cut, the next day the president's actions were blamed on the aliens.
After this people began to pay attention to whatever it was the idiot staring out at them from the TV was saying, on any one of the thousand news stations. The next day, when tensions were highest with the US arming for war, the aliens communicated. Through every radio outlet in the world and on every screen in every country these words were heard:
"Hellllllooooooo. Whats happening Mars!! Yeaaaahh, woo!"--there was a period of static, interspersed with speech--"What do you mean we're not on mars?", "then where the *static* are we?"
There was a pause. The world waited with bated breath.
"Helllllllllloooooo. Whats happening Earth! I wanna give a shout out to my main man Michael Jackson! Woo! ... Yeahh, alrigth then." said the voice conversationally. "Ok, so uh were invading. I know it sucks but hey, if your dumb enough to elect this idiot--an image of Bush was shown--"then you pretty much deserve anything we dish out. I mean usually, we take over, and put this retarded figurehead in power...but I doubt there's a better candidate then this guy, so yeah...you're money now comes to us."
The voice continued on for quite a while, but the people had already moved on. Aliens were suddenly 'in', humans were out. Emos found a new reason to hate themselves and Alien movies and shirts became all the rage; several popular Hollywood personas were pictured with aliens...or Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan. Minime from Austin powers was also prominent. But, as rages do, it died.
So what if aliens invaded? Big whoop, I like, totally have other things to do and worry about--seemed to be the general consensus. Things settled down and people began to get back into the dull haze of work work work.
So what if aliens invaded? Big Whoop, we've got more important things to do, like totally look out for the next 'in
