Insert Coin [2]

You get an apple.

I insert a brand-spanking-new black 3DS with Super Mario 3D Land in the game slot.

A human version of Luigi comes running out.

*Inserts stress ball*

You get a brain.

*Inserts my comic that I need to finish as a Christmas present for Boy and Boy's Best Friend.*

You get heartbreak.

*inserts piles of Greek homework*

You get a bag of dyslexic peanuts.

*inserts dream sand*

(Well that's not very nice, II.)

You get a dreamy beach boy.

I stuff ItalianIlluminist into the vending machine.

You get me, holding an ax, cackling madly, looming over you.


*inserts DG11's severed, bloody head*

You get me, resurrected and running far, faaaar away.

Later that day, I creep back to the reverse vending machine, looking over my shoulder to make sure II isn't around and insert a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards.

You get a better deck of cards.

*inserts Jace Beleren*

Gets...nothing. (the machine malfunctioned)

Inserts laptop.

You get this.

*Inserts a cat.*

Gets dog.

Inserts rainbow.

You get an angry leprechaun!

Inserts chandelier

You get a mansion.


Insert Discworld.

you get a world shaped disk!

inserts snow globe.