Get a Review from This Guy! Yeah, that's right. Me!

Hello. I am Crescent, the This Guy referred to in the title. I often waste my time doing pointless things and being saddened by my lack of YWS notifications. So, I've decided to take up reviewing.

I'm a pretty good with grammar. I'll review anything, although I'm not the greatest with poetry. So if you have any works you would like more reviews for, leave a link below.

I, however, reserve the right to not review your work for any reason at all. I'm looking for a good read. Also, I lied about the kittens. I don't have any spare kittens lying around to be given away. However, a free virtual, purple elephant is included with link provided even if I choose not to review it.

I have added an amendment to this creed. If I have reviewed your work, please give me a response so I know that I'm not imagining up fictional online friends. Even a "Got it" on my wall will suffice. It's not required, but it hurts my feeling when you don't. :'( Please don't make me cry.