Spoiler
I wrote this one first, then edited it:
Snow White looked out her window one day,
And to her complete surprise, Prince Charming was there.
They spent days, weeks, months singing to each other,
And eventually they fell in love, to everyone’s dismay.
Then, Snow White disappeared, and Charming’s heart broke.
Snow White of course, had decided she preferred little men.
Seven little Dwarves suited her fine, (she got greedy,
And seven finally suited her lover’s taste.)
Happy-dappy her life was, until her poor, ugly
Step-mother thought she’s rid the earth of this menace.
So with a poisoned apple in her palm,
She appeared in guise, and did the deed.
Snow White’s little lovers sobbed and wept,
Until, a bright idea came to them…a glass bed.
There she laid, the once beautiful menace,
In a glass cage, a monument to her passionate friends…
Till one day, the Charming Prince rode in
On his fine steed, to rescue his lady love.
She woke with a gasp, (he had nice lips!)
And there and then she rode away with him.
And to everyone’s utter astonishment and shock,
They lived happily ever after.
Snow White looked out her window one day,
And to her complete surprise, Prince Charming was there.
They spent days, weeks, months singing to each other,
And eventually they fell in love, to everyone’s dismay.
Then, Snow White disappeared, and Charming’s heart broke.
Snow White of course, had decided she preferred little men.
Seven little Dwarves suited her fine, (she got greedy,
And seven finally suited her lover’s taste.)
Happy-dappy her life was, until her poor, ugly
Step-mother thought she’s rid the earth of this menace.
So with a poisoned apple in her palm,
She appeared in guise, and did the deed.
Snow White’s little lovers sobbed and wept,
Until, a bright idea came to them…a glass bed.
There she laid, the once beautiful menace,
In a glass cage, a monument to her passionate friends…
Till one day, the Charming Prince rode in
On his fine steed, to rescue his lady love.
She woke with a gasp, (he had nice lips!)
And there and then she rode away with him.
And to everyone’s utter astonishment and shock,
They lived happily ever after.
Snow White looked out her window one day,
And saw Prince Charming, there to say,
“I love you dear; sing to me as you do
With your sweet little birdies oh so true.”
So with a smile on her pale dead face,
She sang with him for months at that place,
Till one day, away she ran, into trees’ care
But she was no tree-hugger; I know it’s not fair!
Away she threw the forest’s love,
And instead chatted to a baby dove.
Then she broke into a little wood house,
Perfect, if only she’d had a spouse.
Seven little men discovered her there,
But she was hot, they liked her hair.
Miniature Dwarves were fine indeed,
And her lover’s lust she could finally feed.
So happy-dappy her life soon became;
Her dearest step-mother was jealous to shame,
And as a cute old witch, brought poisoned fruit
Smiled maliciously, and laughed with a hoot.
Snow White was dead, or so it appeared,
But her passionate men no longer feared,
For a glass box would keep her safe
And for her sweet love they continued to chafe,
Till one day her Prince showed up,
He was a bit late, the poor old pup!
But he didn’t give up quite so quick,
And to her fine red lips gave a lick.
She awoke with a gasp; he gave a good kiss,
“Oh my love, you I did truly miss!”
Grinning in delight they ran away together,
And now of course will live happily ever after.
