The 'Real' Reason For 4-H.
Friendship 4-H
Is a wonderful club
It's funner than a party
Or even a pub.
When you join 4-H
There's so much you can do
Come to meetings, play games,
Eat a cookie or two.
But what is most useful
Is the money you make.
If you just get to workin'
You'll get quite a take.
Here are some ways
If you need them my friend
Enter stuff in the fair
Oh, the money they'll send
Enter rabbits and cattle
Or even a dog,
A horse and three chickens
And then grab a hog.
If you haven't any animals
A picture is fine,
Nobody will blame you
If you don't own a swine.
If all this is too hard,
If it's just too much work
Do a dance up on stage
Or just go bazerk.
But 4-H ain't just for cash
No, thats not the reason.
Why if this was read at the court house
They'd be callin' it treason!
Here's what 4-H stands for
Just a small chart;
Service for the hands,
Loyalty for the heart,
Thinking for the head,
Better living for the heath,
But how does it hurt
To be rolling in the weath?
I am the president
So what I say goes
You'll be rich from your noggin
right down to your toes.
*This poem was written in all light heartness and is not to be taken too seriously.
