Can We Really Survive? Words of Wisdom from George Dubya

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"Public speaking is very easy."

I thought the pollution quote was from Gore...

But yeah, I've heard most of those before. Our poor politicians.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."


A sign of things to come?

I wonder if Bushie just has a sense of humor? That would be pretty funny. But yeah, I'm sure some of those quotes aren't his, but hey--it's funnier if it's Bush, right?

I'm not sure about the pollution one, I thought that was Gore too. But the others...

I was amused by the email, so I thought I'd share ^_^!

I'm laughing so hard right now that I can't breathe but I am in fear that, in the end, we will blow ourselves up... I need one of these for my singature.

Actually, not a single one of the quotes was made by George Bush. All of them were made by either Dan Quayle or Al Gore. This is one of those urban legends that gains popularity just because people are so willing to believe it's true. As a note, I received the same e-mail about a year ago. The difference was that instead of all the quotes being attributed to Bush, all the quotes were attributed to Kerry.

Here's a good source for the facts: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp


Sorry to bust the fun, but that ain't Dubya talking.

EDIT: Well, to keep it going... here is a good Bush quote:

"Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the — like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate — the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those — if that growth is affected, it will help on the red." —George W. Bush, explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005

Thanks for enlightening these...unpatriots...Nate.

Come on, Galatea, show some respect. George W. Bush is our President, and you could a least try a little tact.

The fact that none of these are true makes it that much worse and insulting.

"Bushwacked"

Read it.

Nate: 1; Society: 0

Thanks for the link, Nate.

Teufelshund wrote:Thanks for enlightening these...unpatriots...Nate.

Come on, Galatea, show some respect. George W. Bush is our President, and you could a least try a little tact.

The fact that none of these are true makes it that much worse and insulting.

Believe me, if I was going to call Galatea anything, unpatriotic would be at the very bottom of the list. Chastising the President has a long and glorious tradition, and is the source of many of my favorite songs on Billy Bob

Mocking the President has always been done and will always be done, even when the President is hugely popular. It's part of Americana. Plus, you gotta admit that picture of Bush holding the children's book upside down is pretty funny.

Oh come on, it's just for a laugh. People have always made jokes about the people in power, and always will.

Teufelshund wrote:Thanks for enlightening these...unpatriots...Nate.

Come on, Galatea, show some respect. George W. Bush is our President, and you could a least try a little tact.

The fact that none of these are true makes it that much worse and insulting.

Give respect where you think it's due. If you don't think he deserves it, don't give it. That's the beauty of America; you can say whatever you want, whenever, to whomever.

Forgive me for sharing something that made me laugh. I promise, I will never try to make others laugh again. But while I'm here, this (http://www.slate.com/id/76886/) is a frequently updated list of true Bushisms.

Thanks for making ME laugh, Gal. Simply because some people can't take a joke doesn't mean everyone is the same