Rogues and Pets vs. Dolls DT

Hee hee yea, he is going to have a LOT of people hating him when he wakes up...

Dear Stewart Little,

Touch my sister-I will chop of your hands and use them as candy dishes.
Make her cry- I will flay you alive.
Call me uncle again- I will kill you, and I won't be subtle about it either. I'll just shoot you in the middle of the street in broad daylight.

~Rayden~

hey guys! Our storybook has the same amount of pages as our DT! That's kind of funny that we caught up to ourselves.

Dear Rayden,
I am so sorry for the horrible, disrespectful, rude things I said to you and about your sister. I feel the pain of guilt and regrett eating away at my tortured soul.

*Davnick screams from net suspended above Razzles desk*
I would never, in a MILLION YEARS say ANYTHING like that!! Delete it!! Now! Rayden, if you can hear me, I going to-

*Razzle, in a cheery voice*
And Send!! All better. Now eat your veggies Davie. A little boy like you needs his vitamins to grow up big and tall!!

*Davies eyes go wide*
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Rayden! Davnick! If you two don't stop I'm going to... Razzle! Put Davnick back on the ground! I want him back! He's mine! Don't make me...

*Scruffling*

Seena! I don't care what's going on but you do NOT threaten friends. Got it?

*Seena nods once, sitting on the floor.*

Good. Now, Davnick deserves to be up there. Sorry, but it's true. Rayden, you should be hanging from the ceiling too. Where's Shadow...?

*Goes off to look for Shadow. Seena takes over computer.*

Run RayRay!

KindredSpiritBee wrote:From: Reva
To: Shadow

I am NOT Rayden Thorn's girl. I may be on the road to forgiving him but I am not his. Just making sure that is-
*Bee storms in and Reva disappears*

From: Bee

Ignore her, she didn't sleep much last night, what with her injury and Liddy.

I am finally back everyone! Yay! I need to get out of school more often. And Liddy is thrilled that she has made someone grumpy. And will probably be hopping back into Reva's life once she gets her weapons back from Rayden.

*Rayden is hog tied on Miss shadows floor with a pink fuzzy sock stuffed in his mouth*

My dear friends I am so sorry for Rayden, he is not feeling well (I think he might be suffering from soon to be flare)
but I have punished him soundly and I will make sure he is a good boy.

Rayden: I shan't!

*another crash of a teapot*

If this goes on ladies, I will not have any teapots left!

Two things!

one- I posted!!!!


Two- Blondie i found this picture and thought of you, It's Sheara all grown up!

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To: Rayden
From: Reva

For starters, you are WRONG about girls. Simply because you have the emotional range of Sheara's pinkie nail does not mean that everyone else has to. You are just lesser I suppose. Secondly, you hypocrite. Leave Davnick alone! And finally, and this one is for everyone else too. I was intelligent enough to actually ask permission from my writer before I took over the keyboard. All I had to do was say please offer her a chocolate chip muffin and the keyboard was mine. All in all you save yourself a lot of punishment. Besides, when you use Bee's computer with permission you it blows up. Especially after Fermos crashed her computer... *Shivers a little*. Oh and Bee says that she posted.

To: Reva
From: Rayden

Woman calm down!
I was not trying to insult you and your gender. I was merely saying that we men cannot process complicated things like emotions! we suck at it- I suck at it!

and I am SO glad you are you author have such a wonderful working relationship. (note the heavy sarcasm)

Woman give me a break! I have had a total of three full teapots shattered over my head, been hog tied, and I just found out my sister is pregnant with Davnick's demon spawn. I am not in a good mood right now!

~Rayden~

To: Davnick
From: Reva

You impregnated Seena! Davnick! That's disgusting! You couldn't have waited until, I dunno, you were married?! Oooh, Rayden is going to KILL you!

*shuffling as Bee takes over*

0.0 Davie, Rayden doesn't have to kill you, I'm gonna beat him to it! I'm right down the street and I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

*Grabs keys and runs out the door*

To: The world
From: Seena

I'm NOT pregnant!!!

Dear Everybody,

First off... my "demon spawn" will be more attractive than any children you will ever hope to have, regardless of the beauty of the woman you marry. (Sorry Reva, but it is true.)

Second, I have no idea where Rayden got the idea that Seena was pregnant. He was probably hallusinating.

And you really shouldn't refer to girls as "Woman" Rayden. Just saying.

Davnick

P.S. Bee, please don't kill me.

To: Father of the demon spawn
From: Rayden

Davnick,

SHE IS SIXTEEN!!!! WHAT IN GODS NAME WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!


I am going to (censored for violent things) until you (censored for violent things)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Darsor
To: Seena

It's too late Seena. Reva and Master Bee have already left and are on the way to Davnicks house. He will be a dead man in a matter of minutes. Perhaps Master Razzle should prepare for a siege? You may want to at least warn the Darkness Rogue, although it will not save him.

From: Darsor
To: The fire rogue

You deserved having teapots smashed overtop your head. I am going to be sending Master Shadowlight more teapots, perhaps a metal one, so that this may continue. I am proud to say this pleases me. I look forward to the next time we battle eachother, and seeing you with a concussion because of the abuse.