Can we get 2000 replies before Christmas?

Well, why don't we see? Just say something random each reply, and at the end, add a number

Eg:

Person 1: Ho-hum. 45
Person 2: Oh well. 46
Person 3: Isn't boring being in an example? 47

And so on.

Off you go!

Harry Potter is a lot worse than Twilight, but Twilight isn't so great either.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Why does the last name Bronte, have that weird thing on the e?

The average person swallows two spiders in their sleep each year.
How do they test these things? 3

Apple with cheese tastes nice.

4

Apple with cheese sounds gross

Also, you guys know that the posts are counted? There's no point in writing what post you are because if you check right along the line of reply and quick reply on the bottom, it says 'X posts ~ Page 1 of 1.

Apple and rhubarb with cheese is better.

Apple, rhubarb, pancakes and cheese is better ^_^

Salmon, vinegar, bread and salad cream is better.

Post 9 (I'm pretty sure): Everyone is talking about me so I'm going to tell you the truth. Me and cheese go really well! And do you know elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. So much for that dancing elephant emoticon.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Not much.

Yay!

Good day.

But Fez-

I said good day!

Writing is like an addiction, once you start you just can't stop! 14 (I think)