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[flash=]The present tense[/flash]
A teacher was teaching English in the class. He asked a student,"which tense has been used in "i am sleeping."The student replied,"the present tense".The teacher said,"very good!but how did you now it?" "sir it is very simple.I always sleep in the class."




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Heyo, Shir! I'm Ninj, and I'll be your review for today.

My corrections

A teacher was teaching English in the class. He asked a student, "Which tense has been used in 'I am sleeping.'[/b]"

The student replied,"The present tense."

The teacher said, "Very good! But how did you know it?"

"Sir, it is very simple. I always sleep in the class."


It's not the best joke, I have to say, but everything has a start. (Also, your [flash] code isn't working. I don't know if you noticed that.) If we're speaking technically, the main points you have to fix are spacing and capitalization. Remember, every time someone speaks, it's a new paragraph. Put spaces between your sentences, keep punctuation straight, and reread at least twice before you post to get rid of any silly mistakes.

Good luck with future works and keep on writing!

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Lol, this is a funny joke - nice job with it.

But, like Ninja has done, you need to put it in correct grammar - ok?
So, she's already shown you what you need to do with it. So all that's left for me to do is laugh at this funny joke :D
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Ta-da!

Good job.

Keep writing,
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