If I Had A...

Okay, I'm not sure if someone's done this before, but here goes...

The first player will leave a gift for the next user. Then, the next user will pick up that gift, use it, sell it, and leave a new gift for the next user. You can also include a picture of the girt you are leaving, if you want.

Then it continues for, like, all eternity. Or something.

Example:

A: Leaves a unicorn.

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B: Picks up unicorn.
Flies around, throwing water balloons at innocent bystanders.
Sells unicorn on eBay.
Leaves a public library.

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Get it? Okay, let's start:

I'll leave a bottle of Windex.

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Picks up Windex.
Sprays person in the eyes, takes their wallet, and runs away. Buys a sweater.
Sells Windex to Goodwill.
Leaves sweater.

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Picks up sweater.
Puts on sweater, goes to the zoo. Sweater gets eaten by a llama. Takes llama home.
Sells sweater remains to a knitting club.
Leaves llama.

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Pokes llama.
Rides llama and sells to the first person I see.
Leaves The Last Dragon Chronicles by Chris D'lacey.

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