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I'm iNTj

Introverted: 11%
Intuitive: 33%
Thinking: 33%
Judging: 56%

I forgot mine already--I know I was distinctively Introverted (heh...) but that was all I can remember.
Anyway, I am the worst math student since the history of the world! Speaking of history, give me a history book and I'll finish it in a day. I can take history tests and make As without studying for anything. I love history. I know a lot about the Civil War on to the 70s. History is truly a part of me...

Incandescence wrote:Algebra...no. I really like Calculus-based Topological studies. Mostly because it splices in certain aspects of Quantum Mechanics, and if you really want to increase the number of pages you need, you can throw in some Superstring theory. Personally, Topology is the best part of mathematica there is.

Huh? *scratches head and tries to understand*.....*head explodes*

Nah.

I am enjoying Geometry though....so much better than Algebra. I'm not sure who said it--but they summed up why I like Geometry.

You are way too smart for your own good, Incandescence.

I didn't read anything in there about boxers or stapelers, Brad. :-k

Incandescence wrote:I'm iNTj

Introverted: 11%
Intuitive: 33%
Thinking: 33%
Judging: 56%

im ISFP

Introverted 56
Sensing 1
Feeling 38
Perceiving 22

Er...yes, a more consummate autobiography would be this (which, like all autobiographies, is packed with lies(snicker)):

In brief, I am a 15-yr old assistant professor in the department of English and Foreign Languages at Lamar University, in Beaumont, Texas. I have a BS in English from Lamar, where I am working on an MA in Comparative Literature. I have lived throughout the Eastern half of the United States, including Tennessee, North Carolina, Florida, Alabama, New York, and Texas. I come from a primarily middle class background. If I were to invent a name for my dominant ideology, it might be "post-eco-cynicism." Then again, cynicism is really a form of optimism.

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I own one house plant.

Of the seven deadly sins, my personal favorite is "Sloth."

Here is a list of some of my favorite things:

* couches
* garlic
* successful repression
* Stockard Channing
* balance
* smoke from a candle that's just been extinguished
* cashews
* ninjas
* empty beaches at night
* sleep
* heavy punching-bags

Here is a list of some of my unfavorite things:

* divorce
* migraines
* traffic
* factory smoke
* paper cuts
* cold
* obligatory sex
* stairmasters
* narratives about angels helping people
* heavy objects with edges for me to bump into
* Nationalism

Here is a list of current products I'm consuming. Updated occasionally.

Music: Clem Snide--Your Favorite Music, Wilco--Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Movies: Bad Lieutenant
Books: Fyodor Dostoyevksy--Notes From the Underground (Unabridged); Craig Thompson--Good-bye, Chunky Rice

Here is a list of current ideas I'm advocating. Updated not-so occasionally.

* beating baby whales to death with dead baby seals
* cannibalism
* repression of women, who, as Nietzche implied, should not be enfranchised or educated. I mean, oh, fine, if any individual ones want it, but as he said, it would cause no end of social disorder and chaos - which of course it did.


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Someone recently asked me who I wanted to be, just in the general sense. I thought that answering the question was revelatory enough that it might seem appropriate here on this page.

First off, instead of being a person, I want to be one of those patches of lichen they find up in arctic conditions that live thousands of years, and don't change in size appreciably over 30-year spans, but nonetheless do have cell replication. That, or a nice tree. And sometimes I want to be a crocodile.
The predominate fantasy here is of non-consumption (crocodiles can go a year without eating).

As for people, sometimes I want to be:
1) Guy Pierce
2) Fred Ward
3) The grotesquely obese downstairs neighbor in the movie Alice, Sweet Alice, whose primary activities, as a shut-in, are drooling while sleeping, lying on the couch, and scaring little girls.
4) Bartleby the Scrivener
5) Helen Mirren

I have a friend in San Antonio who wants to be Madeleine Albright.

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That's all.

I admire your fortitude for reading all of that. Either that, or else your obsessive devotion to learning about me is dangerous and creepy.

Bye, now.

I got ENFP
Extroverted: 6 Intuitive: 25 Feeling: 38 Perceiving: 33
slightly expressed extrovert

moderately expressed intuitive personality

moderately expressed feeling personality

moderately expressed perceiving personality

Hooray!

I got INFP don't remember the percents, but it basically means I'm an idealistic dreamer. which sums me up pretty well.

ENTP
Extroverted 1%
Intuitive 38%
Thinking 25%
Perceiving 11%

slightly expressed extrovert
moderately expressed intuitive personality
moderately expressed thinking personality
slightly expressed perceiving personality

Now I'll take this again when I look up half the words

good god this sucks... I got ISFP... scores are absolutely horrible...

Introverted: 78% (laugh it up Brad)
Sensing: 1%
Feeling: 12%
Perceiving: 11%

Oh and apparently these are some famous people that got the same sort of scores I did:
Marilyn Monroe
Elizabeth Taylor
Magic Johnson
Christopher Reeve
Michael Jackson
Kevin Costner
Britney Spears
John Travolta
Ashton Kutcher
Donald Trump
Neil Simon
Mel Brooks
Wolfgang Mozart
Steven Speilberg
Cher Bono

::commits suicide::

:snickersnick:

Tara wrote:I didn't read anything in there about boxers or stapelers, Brad. :-k

Haha I agree.

Lol Nai. Michael Jackson? Sorry, hon.

Brad.. Yes, I'm stalking you. You've just given me all the information I need to know. Your single houseplant will be disappearing sometime later this week.

houseplant... hmm...

so ashamed...

::dies laying alone in the rain::

IITP
Introverted: 89%
Intuitive: 88%
Thinking: 62%
Perceiving: 33%

very expressed introvert

very expressed intuitive personality

distinctively expressed thinking personality

moderately expressed perceiving personality

Interesting...


beating baby whales with dead baby seals? Very interesting
You want to be a crocodile? Same here