Are you rejecting me?

I agree with VEE. It shows that the speaker is vain and conceited. It's all looks. There's no personality. I personally didn't like it. But, yes, it was different than I expected, and your writing is very good. ;D

--Skis

Wow. I really enjoyed reading this poem. I smiled from beginning to end. The second time I read it I even applied a British accent so it was just funnier.

I honestly do not have anything to complain about, it was awesome =).

Hi.. I just wanna say that your poem is very nice.. the rhyme was very smooth so it flowed very easily..
Good work.. Keep it up..
Harshita:)

I seriously kept rereading this because I swear that this is Shakespeare writing it or something. Trully amazing. Kepp up the good work =]

Thank you very much for the reviews. And to those who were asking, yes, this is a humor piece. No girl in her right mind would accept someone this absurd. Although, admit it boys, you think like this sometimes.

Also nothing like I expected, but I loved reading it. You can really imagine the man saying this and also the expression on the woman's face! Especially love the last verse, it's hilarious. Just thought I'd post to say how your poem made me laugh. I really enjoyed reading this. Thanks!

I really liked this. With most poetry I have to comment about the flow of the poem. But in this case it was fairly descent. I love how stuck up the character is, it sort of makes me want to slap them. Like, hey, if you don't like me you're an idiot. It sort of drives me nuts. I dont know if that was your intended effect, but thats how it made me feel. But anyway, overall a descent piece and I'm glad that you successfully used FLOW. So thanks =] Great work.