Scout Skit

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This is for a boy scout skit.

Equipment:
1 scout tent.
Several buckets full of water.
Several pillows.

<Several scouts are gathered around the fire, shivering. These are the Tenderfoots. In the tent, there is Oscar.>

Tenderfoot1: "He's insane you know."

Tenderfoot2: "Really?"

Tenderfoot3: "It's true, I heard he grabbed Shane and made him run around the rim of the entire camp!" <The other scouts gasp.>

Tenderfoot2: "You can't be serious."

Tenderfoot1: "I'm very serious."

Tenderfoot2: "After that 10 mile hike!?"

Tenderfoot1: "The same one. He went with him just to make sure it was done right."

<The tent flap opens, revealing Oscar.>

Oscart: "Good evening guys."

Tenderfoots: "Hey Oscar."

Oscar: "Keeping nice and warm?"

Tenderfoot1: "Naturally."

Oscar: "Well, don't expect it to last. I've heard from the SPL himself that the older scouts are planning on grabbing your shoes and putting them on the hill over yonder.

<Oscar pauses to let it set in.>

Oscar: "If I were you though, I'd get them before they got you. So, why don't you go in there and snatch their pillows, then soak them."

<The Tenderfoots readily agree to this. They enter the tent and leave with a pillow. Exit the Tenderfoots, Enter the Older Scouts.>

SPL: "Hi Oscar!"

Oscar: "Hey, those younger scouts are up to no good."

SPL: "What's that?"

Oscar: "They were whispering together, you remember the last time that happened."

SPL: "I ate an oreo with toothpaste in the middle." <Both laugh at that.>

Oscar: "If I were you, I'd get some of the older scouts together. They were heading towards the water spicket, you might be able to get there and ambush them."

SPL: "Gotcha, James, Erik, let's go! Are you coming Oscar?"

Oscar: "Nah, I need to get ready for bed. Let me know what happens."

<Exit the Older Scouts. Oscar now tidies himself up and with a big yawn, exits into the tent. After a minute, the Tenderfoots and the Older Scouts appear. Using hand signs, they surround the tent, with each scout taking a corner. A Younger Scout gets to the bottom of the tent, preparing to open the door. The Older Scouts come close, each of them carrying a bucket of water. On three, the Younger Scout opens the door.>

Oscar: "HEY!"

<The Older Scouts now throw the water into the tent. Oscar yips as the frozen water hits him. This is the cue for the scouts around the tent to pull out the tent poles. As Oscar flails around in the tent, the scouts exit.>

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That's awesome, Grif! What goes around comes around, eh?




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Just a few technicil errors like water can not remian water while frozen. Very amuseing otherwise.
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lol very good a bit weird at the start but hey thats my point of veiw anyway :D




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Really funny! lol :D
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Isn't the plural of Tenderfoot Tenderfeet?

Also, its spigot, not spicket.
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That was funny!! (Sorry i mixed up my postings!! :oops: )




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sweet sweet revenge
I realized that I said I'd be gone for only two weeks...but I was gone for much longer.I hope to stay on this time. :)




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Hehe. I was hoping something bad would happen to Oscar at the end. That's what he gets for being twofaced. :P This was really funny Griffenkeeper, good job.



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