Hello! !t is me, the human host of Horus! I am here to give you a God's review of your work. So scroll through the item's I will review below, and let me know!
Poetry:
I will review any poetry under 15 stanzas. Sorry... I'm not a gigantic fan of long poems.... They actually kind of make me angry, or make me cry, like my avatar. Or like my avatar used to.... Now you'll just make my all seeing Eye of Horus cry...
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I love poetry though and you can plan on me giving some good reviews. These are my favorite to review. So bring them on!
Short Stories:
Any short stories under a 5000 words. Sorry, but I don't think I can review the novels in the way you would like me too. Nor would I be able to do them in a timely fashion... SO short stories all the way.
How I review:
I will review by the following.
-State the comments and other generals stuffs in this boring black color.
-Make corrections in this blood looking color because everyone notices blood.
-Give suggestions In this pretty purple color because purple always feels left out.... And I feel bad for it, so I am giving it a chance to be used a lot!
-Explain the things I like in this sort of maroon color because maroon is amazing.
-Give you my overall thoughts at the end in some random color if I feel like it.... (The color part I mean....)
If you want to see some of my reviews here are a few links, they are pretty much all of poems though.... Also realize I will focus on any particular aspect providing you specify it when asking (or hopefully begging) for a review.
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Now why am I doing this...? Well because I want to get some of those perty little badges, and I have always believed that reading others work helps one improve! So, get down and beg!
