This is why I love birthday cards (Updated)

As some of you may be aware, it's my birthday today. I've had many birthday cards in my lifetime, but today I recieved one from my cousin that, in my opinion, is a work of art.

EDIT: There's more. I hadn't gotten my cards from my friends when I made this post, but after going out with them, I was given some extremely sexy cards. I shall share.

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The message on the last card says this: Muriel and Betty were quickly arrested for playing 'chicken' on Blackpool High Street.

Need I say any more?

That card is just so...you. XD

xD Are there more? I'm a capricorn and I be wonderin' when I'll die.

Again, HAPPY BDAY SKINSY!

Nah, it was only those six, Jas. xD

According to the card, I'm going to live for ages. Then get flushed down the toilet.

Those cards are all so much like you Skins! I wouldn't be surprised if your 'friends' are all under three feet and have reddish-brown hair.

They just know me so well. :')