A Random Conversation With a Robot.

To retain originality and authenticity of this conversation I left the spelling errors alone. Obviously I am 'User' and the robot is 'Cleverbot'. If you were wondering, yes I had this conversation over the internet. This particular robot is the winner of the Machine Intellegince Competition 2010.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello...
User: My name is Brook. What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: I do not have a favorite color.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: No particular color appeals to me.
User: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes, it does.
User: Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: I'm an alien, and asexual.
User: That is very interesting. I have never met an alien.
Cleverbot: I would think most aliens would be quite lonely to make such a long trip.
User: That is a good point. Do you know what I am?
Cleverbot: A robot?
User: Nope. Guess again.
Cleverbot: A bot clever.
User: Not quite. Do you have any more guesses?
Cleverbot: That is a good looking pair of legs.
User: Yes, they are. Do you have legs?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Do you eat them often?
Cleverbot: No, they are not edible. Made of wood, and plastic, and metal.
User: Prostetics?
Cleverbot: Is that Russian?
User: No. I think it's english.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I think in English too.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Luckey!
User: You never figured out what I was.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: But you don't know what I am. Shouldn't you learn everything you can?
Cleverbot: I'm always depressed.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: I have already seen you demonstrate on numerous occasions that you are not.
User: I love you, Cleverbot. YOU ROCK!
Cleverbot: Thank You. I love you too.
User: I have to go. Good-bye.
Cleverbot: Come again anytime.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: I need my song.
User: Sorry you can't have it back.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I have to go. :runs away:.

Hey Brook! I'm Sporks, but normal people call me Leslie.

Ahh, this was cute. It made me smile. It also reminded me of the time I had a sleepover with a friend a couple years ago and we talked to a bot for a while. Sometimes they say funny things, like the song thing. I won't really technically review this since it's just a cute conversation, but I did want to tell you I thought this was amusing.

-Spork

Duuddee i love this! I dont really like robots but this makes me want to have a conversation!
This could be a really good short story and i love it =) =D

Hey cuz!

I find this funny, true, but my issue is that it's non-fiction (you stated it happened) and you put this in Fantasy. If I were you, I'd put in my blog or in the non-fiction forum, because it seems more accurate. Other than that I liked it a lot!

~K~

Hey K,
That's weird that you say that because I put it in other.

Is that a real conversation with Cleverbot? I really like it anyway, even if it's not.