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Harry Potter, Voldemort and a cookie.

Nike · 2010-11-27T21:46:47Z

I typed this with my friends as a joke! Comment please. Harry Potter was in the forbidden forest looking for his beloved, Hermonie. He heard someone walking behind him. Crack, some leaves crunched under his feet. He turned around and felt a surge of pain run down his scar. A black shadow flew up to him and the pain got stronger. "Hello Potter," Lord Voldemort said. "Go away!" Harry Yelled. The pain was intense, like getting stabbed five times in the heart. The wind rustled through the trees. Voldemort was holding something. Harry looked closer at it. It was a cookie. Harry's stomach growled. He hadn't eaten for hours, he was looking for Hermonie. "Now, Voldemort, why do you have a cookie?" he asked calmly even though the pain surged through his whole entir body. "To eat," he whispered. "Give me it." Harry demanded. "No," Voldie hissed. Harry pulled out his wand as Voldie did. They fought for the cookie with many spells. "Expeliarmus!" Voldie yelled. "Stupify!" Harry yelled. This went on for several hours... In three hours Harry ate the cookie and had Hermonie at his side. During the wand fight Hermonie came to Harry, the sparks from the wands helped her get to them. "You're my hero!" Hermonie said.

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Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:46 am

Lavvie says... · Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:46 am

funkymomo wrote:Hermoine not Hermonie.

It's actually Hermione.

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Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:53 pm

wewinwelose says... · Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:53 pm

Haha this is hilarious, I've seen a lot of short jokes like this before. I am a total Potterhead and admin on a few FB pages about it, so I find this extra funny due to the simple fact that I've seen it before XD. Great job, it was hilarious, and the sad part is you got the fight scene almost identical to the normal ones....0.o.
Either way, just wanted to point out that it's spelled "Expelliarmus." Also, It's Voldy

. At least, that's how I've always seen it. Not being a Harmony (Harry and Hermione) fan, I couldn't agree with the whole "he was looking for his love" thing, but it was still cute

. Again, that was really funny, and now I think I want a cookie.

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