The life of a hebeast/Skins

It all started October 23rd, 1995, at 10:23pm

My username is Bolt on this website.

I have three sentences on my About The Author page.

I am also now a liar.

So, when I was eight I lied about being struck by lightning. People started called me Bolt as a result of it. Eventually they found out I lied but the name stuck. And it still fits becau-

LOL, Joke! I have a life.


Hi. It's me. Yeah. Me. I hate it when people do that on the phone..

Call me whatever. Skins, Skinny, Skinsy, Fingers, Jeff. Whatever's down with the kids.

I have two pets: my cat and my brother. I've dyed my hair ginger before, and it was fun. It was supposed to be brown, but obviously, America land and its Florida sun disagreed by bleaching it ginger instead.

I'm not a vegetarian... Meh, there are enough chickens in the world. Besides, they can't even fly. Hardly a bird. More like an obese rat with feathers. The same goes for cows. Do they fly? No.

My cat just jumped on my brother. She's yelping in his face; it's funny. He called her fat. Now she's walking over to me... Be gone, Demon! Be gone! Now she's licking me...

My class in year 7 (I'm too lazy to translate that to American) once locked my Biology teacher in a closet. He looks like Mario. He uses a stool to write on the white board because of his hight issues. Anyway, he started crying when one of the fat kids locked him in the closet. It was enjoyable.

That's enough perving from you guys... Get out of my life.

EDIT: I have a towel on my head.

That is all.

Hi. It's me. Yeah. Me. I hate it when people do that on the phone..

Then I'm sure you'd hate this as much as I do:

Strangers calls. I pick up.

Stranger: Who is this?

Me: What do you mean who is this? Who are you?

Stranger: (starting to sound angry) What do you mean who am I? I want to know who is on the phone!

Needless to say, I hung up.

I have two pets: my cat and my brother.

Haha! I had two goldfish once called Dumb and Dumber. I was eight; they died within a year. They weren't too bright anyway.

I'm not a vegetarian...

YAY! A fellow non-vegetarian! We're so rare these days...XD My older brother once had a friend who said she was a vegetarian, that very same day he caught her in KFC.

My class in year 7 (I'm too lazy to translate that to American) once locked my Biology teacher in a closet. He looks like Mario.

There was a boy in my old school who looked like a black Wayne Rooney. He didn't play football too good though. :/

Nice to know more about you! Now getting out of your life!

Skins wrote:I'm not a vegetarian... Meh, there are enough chickens in the world. Besides, they can't even fly. Hardly a bird. More like an obese rat with feathers. The same goes for cows. Do they fly? No.

So this explains why you eat penguins.

Thanks for briefly visiting, but soon leaving, my life, Tiger!

And yes, Ranger. A penguin's excuse of flying is flapping about in the water. My mum can do that.

Ranger Hawk wrote:

Skins wrote:I'm not a vegetarian... Meh, there are enough chickens in the world. Besides, they can't even fly. Hardly a bird. More like an obese rat with feathers. The same goes for cows. Do they fly? No.

So this explains why you eat penguins. :)

And what about humans?

Azila wrote:

Ranger Hawk wrote:

Skins wrote:I'm not a vegetarian... Meh, there are enough chickens in the world. Besides, they can't even fly. Hardly a bird. More like an obese rat with feathers. The same goes for cows. Do they fly? No.

So this explains why you eat penguins.

And what about humans?

Oh, I eat them too.

Do you eat fish?

Only in finger form...

I saw the user-name and thought FAIL. The end.

You little penguin eater, I dislike you. >.>

But, at the same time I think you're totally epic. Nice to know you think of your brother as a pet. I do too...a nice, fluffy, large kitten. =3

I think of my brother like one of those gerbil things...

Jealousy, Mustard. JEALOUSY.

Seriously Bolt.... how many pages do you need?

*gets out of life*

I have two pets: my cat and my brother.

I should've adopted my brother when I had the chance.

you forgot skinso , skins...I can't believe you forgot Skinso...tsk...unc

I apologise, Jashy. D: