Ban the User Above You [6]

I'm banning yo banning self for havin' a toothless monkey in your dryer, yo.

That is, quite possibly, the most random comment I have seen on here yet.
Banned for talking like a gansta.
Banned for suggesting that I have a toothless monkey in my dryer.

Banned forthwith for licentious denial of charges.


Free the monkey!!!

I AM NOT LICENTIOUS!!!
(Besides, that term is hardly applicable in this case...)

Banned for being newer than I, and yet having more reviews. Grr...

What monkey are we discussing anyway?

I totally meant the other definitions, such as not being restrained by moral boundaries. Maybe I'm just using a word because it sounds better...one of those...

Banned for shamelessly eliciting sympathy by feeling sorry for yourself.

I don't know, but it should be free to join its toothless monkey friends.

Banned for being an alien from the planet Ashuwangatonga.

Banned for being lost in your mind.

Banned for having a map.

Banned for changing your avatar.

Banned for having a stealthy dragon as your avatar

Banned for having an avatar that, for the life of me, I can't imagine how to Jenthify.

Banned for not even trying.

Banned for being a moon bear rider, that's MY job!

And Jenth, I. Win.

What in the world is a moon bear rider?
Banned because I can't read Italian. And because Italian food is bad for your health.

(Y asi sabes, espanol esta la idioma mejor...)

Banned for not being able to read Italian.