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This forum is simple, just answer questions to why. For example I would start it and say something random like

Why did Jack break his crown? Then the next user would say,

Because he fell down a hill? The user after that would ask another question like,

Why did he fall down the hill? And the next user would give any answer. The pattern would be question, answer, question, answer, question, answer. The answers and questions could make sense or they could be random. For example:

Q: Why did Jack go to get water?

A: Because the monster under his bed spilled caramel on himself.

Ok, now that you know how to do it I'll get us started.



Q: Why do we eat pancakes with syrup?
Incarceron is a prison like no other
It gives life
It deals death

It Watches All

Incarceron
By: Catherine Fisher


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A: Because syrup is yummy.

Q: Why is syrup yummy?
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Because little elves endowed it with sugar.

Why would little elves choose to endow syrup with sugar?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Because they wanted to stope working for Santa, and start making syrup.

Why did the elves want to stop working for Santa?
Incarceron is a prison like no other
It gives life
It deals death

It Watches All

Incarceron
By: Catherine Fisher


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Because Santa was making them work overtime for minimum wage.

Why was Santa making them work overtime for minimum wage?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Because of a recession.

Why is there a recession?
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Because the president of the North Pole is an idiot.

Why is he an idiot?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Because there's a dent in his brain.

Why is there a dent in his brain?
"A superman ... is, on account of certain superior qualities inherent in him, exempted from the ordinary laws which govern men. He is not liable for anything he may do."
Nathan Leopold




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Because a washing machine fell on him.

Why did a washing machine fall on him?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Because the person who threw it couldn't lift a dryer

Why couldn't the person lift a dryer
Incarceron is a prison like no other
It gives life
It deals death

It Watches All

Incarceron
By: Catherine Fisher


For more information about the book click here!

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Because there were three guys hiding in the dryer.

Why were there three guys hiding in the dryer? (And more importantly, how the heck did they fit?)
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Because the three guys is an elf and were playing hide and seek.

Why were they playing hide and seek?
"The nicest part is being able to write down all my thoughts and feelings, otherwise I‘d absolutely suffocate."- Anne Frank




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Because Elf #1 had thrown a party.

Why did he throw a party?
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Because it was Mrs. Claus's baby shower.

Why was it Mrs. Claus's baby shower.
"Even in the end --even in death-- I can't hate you." - Neri Hereford's last words.

"The Gods demand blood, for they... do not bleed." Jaska.

The Book.




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Because Mrs. Claus had somehow escaped menopause.

How did she escape menopause? (This could get interesting....)
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.



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