The "Different" Questionnaire - All Answer!

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Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Hi, God!

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Blueberry. Mmm...

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Hide. It's a motive for murder, especially when everyone has guns.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Send it to my mother's bank account, and ask her to send it back to me later.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
I don't know. It would be a pretty dull movie.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
*dreams of peacefulness in the Canary islands*

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
I'm afraid I'm distinctly lacking in an idol.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Smile sweetly at the driver. It's worked before. xD

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
It's on my Bucket List.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
(see previous answer)

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
I'd try not to laugh, and let them down gently. But it would not be easy.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
87.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Do I look like I should be asked things like this?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
I don't have a Facebook.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Purple.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
I'm not. The darkness makes me feel awesome and powerful.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
Really, really weird.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
An oak tree. My uncle wrote a really sweet picture book about oak trees, and I've wanted to be one ever since.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
Seventeen.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
A library, like the one in Beauty and the Beast.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
Bacon. That is all.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
By the end of the game, the boxers can't tell the difference anyway.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Rain doesn't drop. You have raindrops and snowflakes, but rainfall is like snowfall.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Speaking from experience... orange.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
Only if it's a baby and has just been drinking milk.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Censored: Useage of words breeches code. Can appeal as harm to some.

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Chocolate, with the awesome little choc-chips in them. Mmm, I could really go for one of those right now!

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
There wouldn't be a war. There'd only be a very fat girl left sprawled across the battlefield.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Light it all on fire. I can't get out of there in twenty seconds! Why not go out in bang instead.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
Darth Vader!

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Screw my teeth, I'm goin' to Las Vages baby!

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
Alright, my idol is: My fishy! He just keeps goin' round and round! His three idols would be my friend Rowan who saved him from...me...and then I'd think it would be that evil goldfish from the show: "My Goldfish is evil!" and then, it would be Kyle from X-Factor.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Pretend to be friends with the person behind me, and get them to smuggle me in. Or, just spin the ye olde: "We're siamese twins!" trick.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
Mmm, does my friends Outer Space party when I was five party count?

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
I would, I really and truly would....for the second time.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
I wouldn't. I'd be quiet and keep it a secret, trying my hardest not to make a scene and make them feel bad. I'd then tell them that I cannot date and say I just wanna be friends.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
Seventeen! I am a maths whizz! Take that Mr. Maths teacher at school.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Nope. Because it can be answered by someone that isn't you so in fact it is... Try and get out of that whirlpool mister!

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
No way, I'd be boasting to the old man down the street. Guess who got 4,000 likes on her facebook status?

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
White, blue and green! It's a lame one, but I hope to get one of those electrical sleeping beauty brushes very soon.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Eh, I'll give it a two.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
I wouldn't say weird, I like the words "totally insane" better. But hey, aren't we all "totally insane"?

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
Willow tree. They're so rad!

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
The younger the better. I haven't got a favouite age though, maybe when I was four...

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
You see this sandwich? Aye you, down in front! Are you listening to me? Anyway, this sandwhich is coated with loads of peanut butter, maybe a pinch of almonds and a good slathering of nutella! Now, this is a heart attack on legs. So do not eat it until you're truly ready for the mind boggling trip.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
Because, it is alright! Why all these questions? I think I'm going to break down.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Because....JUST BECAUSE!

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
That's horrible! I'd never do such a thing...bit I'll say: an off purple, with a hint of red.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
How else do humans get milk? We sit in front of them and read them knock knock jokes! Gets them every time!

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words. - DEAD! DEAD!

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?- This is a hard one! Poppy seed/lemon

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do? I would hide so I could eat them in peace and then run for it.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do? Give it to my dad.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you? - No idea

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste? - I would go on the trip! I would end up throwing the toothpaste out.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were. I don't have an idol....

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do? - if its a guy I would put on my puppy dog eyes (They ALWAYS work). Ummm if a girl I would make up a good argument.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment? nope, but I wish I could!

Dix: Would you consider doing the above? Yes!

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond? - ummmmm I don't like you...

Twelve: 5+12 is? ummm 15?

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question? - no

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic? - yes very much so.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush? - I have many, but red is the one I use the most.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? - 2 if 1 is none at all and 5 is really scared.

Seventeen: How weird is this? - not at all.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be? - Birch tree

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far? - ummm 13 now.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture? - a picture of my dog.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response. I would stuff as much stuff as I could on there except tomatoes and see what it tasted like. Oh, and I would toast the bread.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square? Does it really matter?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls? Because rain falls in the first place, or at least where I live.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? - Black.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose? - not unless it had been drinking some. That just wouldn't work I am afraid. If you didn't like that answer: Only in the movies.

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Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.

"Um. Help?"

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?

Lemon and white chocolate!

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?

Hand them out to the soldiers on all sides and throw a muffin party.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?

There's not a whole lot I could do? Just hold onto it for a while.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?

Judy Garland. Except she's dead.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?

... Definitely go to Mars for two days.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.

My idol is Demeter. Obviously. And her idols are... Charlie, my mum and, well, me, but I'd like to say something more creative than that. Oh! The Doctor's Companions.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?

Pretend I'm under sixteen.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?

No, but when I go to Mars for two days, [see above] I'll definitely try it!

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?

... see above.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?

Eep! Cringe. EEEEP! CRINGE. But a poem is a poem. Depends if it's a good poem...

Twelve: 5+12 is?

Seventeen. Yes, I will be getting an A1 in Higher Level Maths, bam in your FACE.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?

[does not require an answer]

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?

I'd just be a little confused.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?

blue!

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

4.

Seventeen: How weird is this?

Eh. I've seen weirder.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Beech.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?

I like seventeen. But I've been seventeen for a while >.>... Fifteen was good. As was sixteen.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?

...whatever it is, it's definitely NOT a picture of Matt Smith and Karen Gillan saying "All you need is a doctor." Jeez, guys. What do you think of me?

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.

Concerning sandwiches, I tend to be quite conservative in my opinions, leaning towards cheese with, possibly, Ballymaloe Relish. However, on the other hand, I have had some delicious warm chicken baguettes and these would definitely be another option. If bagels enter into the equation, then I am once again faced with a dilemma. I believe that sweet chillis may be involved and chicken, but having never been in such a sandwich position I do not feel at liberty to say.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?

Because boxes are.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?

Rain falls in drops. Snow falls in flakes. Simple.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

It doesn't.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

Does milk come out of lactating women's noses? I doubt it.

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Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.


"Oh sh**!"

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?

It's a toss up between blueberry and poppyseed.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?

Reenact the muffin scene from "Importance of Being Earnest" with my comrades.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?

Pay. College. Loans.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?

I would!

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?

I'd take the toothpaste and donate it to charity. I would then go on Oprah and talk about the toothpaste and charity. Oprah would send me to Scotland for a month.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.

My playwrighting professor...her mom, every feminist icon ever, and Tony Kushner.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?

If I have to pay getting on the bus, cry. If I have to pay getting off, start yammering about Cybermen and the establishment.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?

I wonder if the Apollo astronauts did...

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?

In a plane.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?

Critique the poem.

Twelve: 5+12 is?

The age of your average Mary Sue.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?

Are you a rhetorical statement?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?

I'd wonder why my 50 friends were engaged in a status-like war.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?

pink and white

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Vashta Narada!

Seventeen: How weird is this?

I've read Artaud. I can survive all levels of weird.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Willow

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?

Right now.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?

The Malvern Hills in England!

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.

In this instance, I posit that the pita sandwich is the superior hand-held repast. Though some academics may scoff and do not concede to classify the pita as a part of the sandwich family proper, its status as a portable favorite cannot be denied.

Also it is tasty.


Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?

Because hexagons were just too complicated.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?

Snow is clumsy.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Red.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

Milk is NOT green. What comes out of cows' noses is.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Various expletives.
"What the CUSS?"

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Yellow poppyseed. It doesn't even matter that it makes you fail drug tests.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Stand up on a podium and give the muffins an empowering war speech while using accessible words and waving my hands in the air heroically.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Quick! To the Barnes And Noble!

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
Bruce Willis wearing a ridiculous blonde wig and padded bra.
You're welcome for that lovely image.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Hmmm, this is a tough question. On the one hand, completely adequate dental care. On the other, two days.
I'm going to have to go with the vacation on this one.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
Just one idol? I have loads.
Alright, FINE.

Elvis.
His idols were Jesus, Pennywise the clown, and the yet unborn Tim Curry.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Threaten to strip unless someone pays me off.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
Yes, actually. I wouldn't recommend it. Turns out that NASA frowns upon that sort of activity. (As well as stowaways. They are surprisingly unaccommodating).

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
Been there, done that.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
Scream and run away, and then feel like a horrible person later.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
NOT MATH!
According to my fingers, it's 17.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
No, but I'm going to say "yes" to sound smart.

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
No, because I saw the Day of The Rise of Machines coming and am well-prepared.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Yellow.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
4, 4.5. Pathetically afraid.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
It only gets weird if you take your clothes off.
*hint*

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
If I was a tree, growing tall and green, all I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves.

See? I can quote things. This makes me unique.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
Nine. I told people that I was Spyro the Dragon, they thought it was cute. If I tell them that now, I get a call home from the counselor's office.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
A wallpaper for the movie Inception that I made myself. (NERD!)

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.

Sandwiches and humans have shared a long and complicated past. Sandwiches, apart from their brief attempt for freedom in the 1924 riots, are content to remain under the teeth of their human slave-masters (McGroin, 398). Humans, meanwhile, enjoy the sanctity of "eating", or digesting, sandwiches (Failhardy, 28). According to custom, each human is paired with a type of sandwich in infancy. They continue to eat only that type of sandwich throughout their adult lives. But what if humans had the choice to choose any type of sandwich that they wanted to eat? That is the question I pose today.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
? Uh....? I don't know?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
BECAUSE YOUR MOM THAT'S WHY

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Luckily, I have a long history with this area of expertise.
They first turn purple, then, as the darkness sets in and their blue god of death comes for them, they turn rainbow.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
No it would come out of it's-

I mean: Yes.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Dear God

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
blueberry!

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Peace offering!

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Eat it. I'll get it back later.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
I would, of course

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Go anywhere

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
I idolize no one

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Regugitate some of the money I ate earlier

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
No, but that would be awesome!

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
YES

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
"Uhm... no."

Twelve: 5+12 is?
17

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Yes?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
No, obviously all my imaginary friends finally got facebook! :3

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Blue

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
5, but only when I'm alone

Seventeen: How weird is this?
Not at all

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
A big one with pretty leaves in the fall

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
18

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
Trees growing out of a book

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
I write enough essays. I skip this question.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
To create confusion

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Rain is heavier than snow

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Orange. I mean... I don't know that. >.> <.<

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
I don't know, but now I want to make a cow laugh and find out

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Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words. "Ruh roh."

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin? "Poppyseed."

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do? "Pray they're poppyseed."

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do? "Throw it all up into the air and dance around in it!"

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you? "Some devilishly ravishing and beautiful gal... who can actually act."

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste? Given the proper gear so I didn't die, I'd gladly go to another planet for two days.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were. My grandmother. I'm guessing, her mother, her father, and her aunt.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do? Look distraught in hope the bus driver forgives me, or wait for the kindness of strangers.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment? No, but that sounds rivetingly awesome.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above? Heck yes.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond? Would it be rude to point out the grammatical flaws and the disregard for the nuances of the English language?

Twelve: 5+12 is? ...seventeen. I think.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question? Never.

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic? Absolutely.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush? Gray and white.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 0.

Seventeen: How weird is this? SO WEIRD. This is what 5+12 equals, after all.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be? A redwood tree. Those thinks are sturdy, beautiful, and smell good. Plus, they last forever. Until humans chop them down.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far? You know what? 19's been great.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture? It's of a particularly gorgeous sunset, the photo taken by moi.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response. Meh, don't want to write an essay. I'll just say that because I'm vegetarian, I don't want any meat on it. But cucumber, tomato, crisp lettuce, bell pepper, jalapeno, on rye with garlic hummus on either side is where it's at.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square? So it can have corners. They're easier to see when your head's ringing.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls? Rain falls fast, and snow drops slowly.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Purple.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose? If it were a baby cow just done drinking some... but I don't think cows laugh.


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