The "Different" Questionnaire - All Answer!

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?

Twelve: 5+12 is?

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Seventeen: How weird is this?

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

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Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
"Why me?"

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Blueberry.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Run/hide, then eat the muffins.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Borrow someone's laptop and book plane tickets to somewhere nice.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
I don't look like anyone. =( Hmm. Maybe... whatshername. I don't know. Someone blonde, maybe.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
What an insane question. xD The former, I guess.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
My idol is Stella Thomas. Her three idols are Charlie, Barbie, and Dorothy Gale.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Tell the driver that I'm twelve, or whatever the "child" age limit is.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
What in where?

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
No gravity sounds cool, so why not.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
hah. Hmm. Probably... ignore them?

Twelve: 5+12 is?
17, right?

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
If it was, I wouldn't be answering it.

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
I would laugh a lot and take a screen shot.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Blue.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
In a familiar place, 1. In a forest... 3.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
Not nearly as weird as that.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
Silver birch.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
17.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
A sunflower. (it was taken by me! Or my mum, can't remember.)

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
I'm not going to write anything essay-style, thank you very much.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
Because it wasn't there! Haha, geddit?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
It isn't. See, "Raindrops keep falling on my head, they keep falling." So both fall.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
xD Hm. Purple?

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
What nose?

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
This sucks.

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
I quite like blueberry muffins.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Put poison in the muffins and then give them to the enemy, of course.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Take the money & run; twenty seconds is just not long enough for me.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
Emma Stone; she looks quite like me, strangely (and she enjoys writing).

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Depends; what type of toothpaste are we talking about here?

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
My idol is my grandmother; seeing as I never had the chance to speak with her (but heard great things, nonetheless), I have no clue who her idols would be. Probably poets and writers.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Ask someone to lend me a penny or two.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
No, but I am now adding that to my bucket list.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
Of course.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
I'd write a poem back about rejection or something.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
Seventeen.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Maybe?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
No. I have other things to worry about.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Blue and green and white.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
After a horror movie watching spree, probably about a three.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
What?

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
A willow tree.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
One. Everyone did everything for me.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
Currently, it is a cartoon-ish drawing of a building.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
No, thank you. I had a sandwich yesterday, and essays don't sound too fun right now.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
Because whoever invented boxing wanted the ring to be square?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
It just does. C'est la vie.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
It turns purple. You should know this stuff.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
Obviously!

And yes, Ben, keep making these little questionnaires. They are amusing!

Cheers,
Mizz

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
(Too innapropriate for YWS) "Fudging Heck!"

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Choco-chip.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Throw them at people and laugh the last few seconds of my life away.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Burn it. If I can't have it, no-one can!

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
Daniel Craig or Rob Brydon

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Toothpaste, I can use the money I've saved from buying toothpaste for a longer holiday.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
James Bond. His idols are: God, the British Monarch and Ian Fleming.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Pay what I have and then run to the back of the bus.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
No.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
Most likely.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
I'd be gratified, but nothing more.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
17.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
No, I don't believe it is, though you could argue...

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
No, but I'd be pleasantly surprised.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Light Red. (PINK LOL)

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
1.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
Very.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
An Apple tree.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
Fifteen.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
Doctor Who's Amy Pond.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
I should be doing literature, so I am prioritising and saying you can shove this essay where the sun don't shine!

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
It isn't, we just believe it to be so.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Why is it that leopards run and fish swim?

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Any you like, it has a series of options on its back.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
Probably.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Remember Me!

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
The plain kind

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Spell out USA! or my name, assuming I'm a United States soldier.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Bribe the guy to let me keep it

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
It'd be an animated movie and my voice would be Logan Lerman in my accent

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Go there - I don't brush my teeth anyway

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
God (That pretty much trumps it, I guess) My idol is grouped: the first Christians. Their idols were probably the exiting Isrealites (Inspiration), Jesus and each other. Way too play the religion card, Hero.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
"Keep driving 'till pay day, Mac. Just keep driving."

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
No, I don't play Hop-Skotch fullstop. But I have literally jumped and stayed in the air longer than physics can account for in a dream.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
Only if you'd consider doing the following

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
Depends what you mean by dislike. I suppose I'd shrug it off and hope my friends never find out.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
115 (In base 6 - hope I'm right)

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Is this a sarcastic answer?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
No - I'd be all, 'This is YWS owns]

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Royal blue. Royal.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3 - dunno why though. It's easier to be in touch with my dark side.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
Out of ten? 2. Sorry, it's just not that weird.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
12 - I was so mature back then

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
A GIMP made image of a cross, previously a plain black one. Go figure.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
I can barely write essays. Meh. I'd just take what I know - maybe ham, cheese and some sauces. Really what else can I do?

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
Because of the pun.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Because there is no rainmonter to trip, but there is a snow monster.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Nuclear red.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
Yeah, and poop cheese!

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Awesome, can I cricle it amongst my friends?

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Either "F(censored) this" or "Climb up."

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
I am quite fond of corn muffins. Oven-fresh. With butter.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Sell the muffins. Get the heck out of there once enough money has been raised.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Deposit in bank. When it goes missing, claim insurance.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
Me, of course.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Go there. I already have a lifetime supply of toothpaste.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
I have no idol.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Mooch. Someone always comes through.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
No, but that would be awesome.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
See above.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
I would tell them up-front (again) that I don't like them, and if they insist upon being a nuisance, I would dissect the poem and point out every possible flaw I could find and relate it to some personal failing of theirs. And if that doesn't send them running off in tears, there's always the option of brief, but highly effective, physical violence.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
17

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Is this?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
Yes, considering I have no Facebook.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Blue. And white. But mostly blue.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
0

Seventeen: How weird is this?
How weird is what? Be more specific with your pronouns, please.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
Oaks are nice and sturdy, but maples are pretty, though birches are also quite nice.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
I have no favorite.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
http://aquasixio.deviantart.com/art/Sav ... s-16927664

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
I don't like sandwiches. I like writing essays even less.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
Because squares are easier to build.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Because snow does not form droplets.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
I bet they'd turn purple.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
I should hope not. If a cow is laughing milk up its nose, it must be having some sort of anatomical crisis considering that the udders are all the way down there, and the nose is all the way over on the other end of the animal.

Want to see more questionnaires like this? Help me by posting a simple yes or no!
Meh. This amused me. Make what you will of that.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.

OH GOD.

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?

My mama's pumpkin cream cheese ones. Num-num.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?

Pelt 'em with the power of pastry.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?

Lick it all. They'd have to give it back to me then.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?

Hm... Abigail Breslin. I like her.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?

Sell the toothpaste, then go to 'there'.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.

Wait, wha...? Idol... one.. moment... zzz...

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?

Tell the driver I'll give them an autographed copy of my book when it gets published.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?

My god, that sounds fun.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?

DIU! YES!

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?

Cough politely, smile sweetly, and then run.

Twelve: 5+12 is?

Window! Wait, wrong problem.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?

....

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?

No FB, sucka.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?

Purple and white

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

... 3.5. I a fraidy cat.

Seventeen: How weird is this?

Pretty weird, duuude.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

The MAGIC tree! ^_^

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?

Twelve, right now.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?

"Love Is The Movement"

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.

I would create a massive sandwich, of roast beef and horseradish sauce, honey mustard, tomatoes, American cheese, and mayo. Toasted.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?

Cause a circle (ring) is weak. Triangle is strongest, but square is ehhh okay. It represents the boxing community.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?

Snow is lighter and more ethereal, so the English language decided that it needed a more tragic word to describe its descent.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

... Purple?

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

No, snot would. Eeeew.

Want to see more questionnaires like this? Help me by posting a simple yes or no!

Eh heh. ^_^

Awesome, can I circle it amongst my friends?

Be my guest.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
*%#$*& *&^#~%^

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Chocolate, chocolate with more chocolate. Failing that, lemon.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Eat them.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Buy £1,000 with it.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
Well, if a movie was produced then it would be in the future, and as I have no idea what I will be like in the future, or which actors will be around at the time, then I have no idea. FOOL.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
I'd keep my breath minty fresh, become a tooth model and go 'there' anyway.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
My idol is me. So my idol's idols are me, myself and I.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
'Om nom nom' everyone until they let me on.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
Been there, done that, bought the snow globe.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
Sho thang.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
Inwardly I would go 'lolzzzz', outwardly I would be apologetic.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
It's not window, is it? So 17.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Why don't you tell me?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
Yes, because my friends on facebook have been depleted by 3/4

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
One is blue, the other is green.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
2

Seventeen: How weird is this?
'This' or this? Or this? Or that?

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
A sapling.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
15 is the most epic, but I am waiting in anticipation for better years to come.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
A mouse and clocks that Beckiw made for me.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
OOOOH. I would first have unsalted Lurpak butter on fresh, brown bread. I'd then sprinkle some Mozzerella on it, and add some stilton over that. On top of that I would put some mango chutney. On the other slice of bread, I'd spread some basil pesto and place capers and sliced olives strategically so they're spread evenly over the bread. Lastly, I'd slap it together and stick in the the sandwich toaster.

(No joke, my favourite sandwich.)

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
Why do you park in a driveway?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Basic science, dude.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
YOU STOLE THIS FROM RUSSELL HOWARD, GOSHDARNIT.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
If it did, I would call the cow doctor.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.

Oh, no.

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?

Blueberry with cinnamon sprinkled on top. *love* Mama Hut only makes them once or twice a year when we have company.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?

I'd be way nervous being anywhere near that war, and when I get nervous, I eat.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?

Dream about what I could buy with it. There's no way I'd be able to pay them back in a few seconds if I spent it on anything.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?

Myself. I am a misunderstood creature of God, and no one will ever understand how I would act in any sort of situation. *munches M&Ms*

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?

I'd go there. My teeth have never treated me nicely enough to even consider that option for them.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.

I've got a few, honestly. But I'll go with Papa Hut! I know for a fact he admires my great-grandpa since I admire him as well. Also Papa Hut's papa (Grampa Hut to me). And theeen. Well, probably Mama Hut or God himself. He wasn't as religious before he married her.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?

Laugh, apologize, and get off, then sigh and walk home, promising myself to always make sure I have enough change for the bus before leaving.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?

I can honestly say no.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?

Yes!

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?

I'd feel absolutely touched by the fact that they took the time to do that for me. There wouldn't be words to explain how deeply moved I'd be.

Twelve: 5+12 is?

512. durh.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?

[no answer]

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?

Well, if panic means running out of my room and away from danger, no. But I will check my friends list, my profile, my wall, the help section, my friends' walls to see if it's happened to them, the games I've visited to see if I added friends from there, any other possible section of Facebook, Google, and then finally Sachi.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?

Purple. :3

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

Which number means you're completely not afraid? 'Cause that's me.

Seventeen: How weird is this?

Well, how weird am I? 'Cause only a weird person would do a weird questionnaire.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Whatever you use to make a hut. :3

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?

17.

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?

Sailor Venus!

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.

It's unedited, I'm afraid.

Bon Appétit

I’ve lost count how many times I find myself in that hungry situation when I don’t know quite what I want for lunch. I’m so hungry, and yet nothing comes to me. So what do I resort to? “Oh, I’ll just make a sandwich or something.” I grab a sub-sandwich bun, the butter, a knife, and a plate. After buttering two slices of bread, I walk back to the refrigerator and stand there, wondering what I’m hungry for—again. Have I mentioned that I’m always in this situation? And I’m probably not the only one. If you’ve found yourself staring at the refrigerator wondering what to put on your sandwich (or just flat-out wondering what to eat), I’ll give you some advice here and now: make the Ultimate Sandwich. (I know you put in some dramatic music there.) First, I check the deli drawer, then the fruits and vegetables, the dressings, and any other additional spices. This is where I decide that the ultimate sandwich is nothing without a grandiose pile of meat, vegetables, and miscellaneous dressings and spices.

When I first open that deli drawer in the refrigerator, I immediately think: Ham or turkey? Knowing myself all too well, ham is the deciding meat. However, the Ultimate Sandwich deserves more than just a couple slices of pig, am I right? Since you obviously agreed with me, I’ll make your day by saying that I pull out the turkey as well to add to my sandwich. So far, we have that healthy balance of sweet and dry, but that’s still not enough meat to satisfy that mysterious hunger I’ve got gurgling inside my stomach. Thinking through my options, I get an incredible idea and move to the freezer. This may vary from household to household, but under this roof, we have deli beef slices in the freezer. It’s a special kind we order from Schwan’s, and we keep it frozen so we can heat it up in the oven. Not only do I pull out the beef slices, but I also grab the (You guessed it!) bacon. Now that I have my collection of meats, I stick the beef and bacon in the microwave. I set the ham and turkey deli slices on the counter, and go back to the refrigerator to fetch more ingredients to put on this Ultimate Sandwich.

Now, in any sandwich restaurant, including Subway and Quizno’s, the vegetable toppings are what make any sandwich unique to the customer. Well, I’m making my sandwich at home, so I have free reign here. I immediately pull out the lettuce and tomato, but those are just the classic vegetable toppings. There’s so much more we can do. I look to the top shelf in my refrigerator and find a jar of black olives. Yes, black olives! Even a few black olives can give a sandwich that extra boost in taste. With the bland and simple taste of lettuce, the juiciness of tomatos, and the plain black olives, no more vegetables are needed for the Ultimate Sandwich. Easy step over and done with!

By now, the meat is probably done, so I pull out the beef and bacon. This is when I assemble most of my sandwich. First, I put on the beef before the ham, turkey, and bacon respectively. And once again, I slip the sandwich into the microwave for a little more heating-up. A hot sandwich is a winning sandwich. When the microwave finishes, I pull out the sandwich and put on the lettuce, tomato, and finally the black olives. At this point, the sandwich looks pretty plain—colorful, but plain. Color always makes a meal look tasty, which is why I keep plain vegetables like lettuce on there. Anyway, I make my way back to the refrigerator, and this is where I meet the hardest decision in making the Ultimate Sandwich: Ranch or mayonnaise? There’s no wrong answer in this decision when assembling such a sandwich, but my final decision is the ranch. Ranch always goes better with beef, in my opinion. And honestly, I have yet to try them both together. Before you leave the refrigerator with your dressing(s), pull out the cheese! Any cheese of your preference will do, but I reach for the cheddar sprinkle cheese. This is the final touch to the Ultimate Sandwich. Poor as much ranch as needed onto the empty bun of your sandwich, sprinkle cheese on both the ranched bun and the food-pile bun, and put it all together.

After adding some chips, a fruit (any fruit will do, but I always choose either a banana or a bunch of grapes), and any sort of beverage, not only do we have the Ultimate Sandwich, we have the Ultimate Lunch. With a healthy balance of meats, vegetables, and other ingredients, you’ll have a most pleasing meal that will satisfy any mysterious hunger you may happen to have. I have yet to have this Ultimate Sandwich and not feel satisfied. So while you all make your Ultimate Sandwich, I’ll go eat mine in front of the tellie and watch some Cake Boss. Bon Appétit!

Okay, now back to question Seventeen.


Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?

Because it's as much even space as they can provide without making a circle, which would make the boxers dizzy faster than they can knock someone out.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?

Oi, rain falls too! Give it a fighting chance before jumping to conclusions.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Purple. :3

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

This has happened to me before. Mr. Cow, I do not recommend.

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A simple yes or no! ...wait.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.

I'm dead

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?

Blueberry

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?

*shrugs* Eat them.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?

How does that convert into American money? Uh, eat it then vomit it out later?

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?

A movie on my life would never be produced, so the question is null.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?

Lifetime supply of toothpaste which I would sell and then buy a trip for a week to any place I want.

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.

Jesus? He love everyone.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?

Run!

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?

No...Have you?

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?

I really don't see how it's possible, so no.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?

I would give them shifty eyes convinced they are trying to kill me in some way.

Twelve: 5+12 is?

17

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?

I don't know. Is it?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?

No. I'd just make sure my privacy setting are changed.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?

White and blue.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

1 being scared or 5 being scared? Either way I'm not scared at all. In fact I can not sleep with any form of light. Even the moon annoys me at night.

Seventeen: How weird is this?

No weirder then the others.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Weeping Willow, because they are awesome

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?

16

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?

The Cover of my novel made by Beckiw I believe

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.

If I had time I'd do it. I'm just going to say grilled cheese with black olives and cornbeef. Never tried it but sounds good.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?

Because a round ring would be difficult to move around?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?

Don't speak nonsense.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

White.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?

Spoiler

If you laughed would piss or sperm come out of your nose? I don't think so.

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Yes

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Oh crap.

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Blueberry *noms*

Trois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Run around chucking muffins at people and scream "MAKE MUFFINS NOT WAR!"

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Chuck it at my friend, she can lend it to me

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
I would, no actress could get the me-ness right.

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Defiantly go to that place!

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Burst out in *fake* tears, and sit near the front, the bus driver's sympathy does the rest.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
Um... not to my knowledge.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
SOUNDS like fun, sure... why not?

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
I'm sorry, I'm not into you like that >.> Go away now.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
17.

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
I don't know, you tell me.

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
Yes, majorly, HACKED FACEBOOK!

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Purple!

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
Um... Not sure...

Seventeen: How weird is this?
Oh very weird, very weird indeed.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
An oak, I love oak trees!

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
14!

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?

Spoiler

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
Ya... no.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
To make you ask questions. Works eh?

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
because that's the way the gumdrop rolls.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Gray?

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
YES.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Oh. Snap.

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Chocolate-chocolate chip.

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
What's with the muffins? I'd eat them, of course.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Give it to some Brits. It's not like I can do anything with it.

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
...I would...

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
England!

Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
Hm...Tom Fletcher...and his would be Marty McFly, Darth Vader, and Buzz Lightyear.

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Hang on the back.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
Nope.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
Yep.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
Rip it to shreds and avoid them.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
12+5

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
Yes. No. Is it?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
Yes.

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
Blue.

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
After watching a scary film, 4. Usually, 2.

Seventeen: How weird is this?
Too weird.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
A dead one.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
16

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
Vincent by Tim Burton.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
Mayo, cheese, tomatoes. Forget the essay.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
Never learned to let loose.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
They're confused, poor dears.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Pale.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
If it had been drinking milk at the time.

Want to see more questionnaires like this? Help me by posting a simple yes or no!
No. Not at all. That's why I do these--it's a protest.

Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
'Holy S(mokes.)'

Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Chocolate with chips

Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
Bribe the guards with 'em and escape to India.

Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
Snip it into pieces so others can't use it either. >=}

Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
Anyone who has an invisibility cloak

Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
Errr... Let's pack the bags.


Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
Mendel. (:P)

Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
Get a ticket for whatever I have and still get down where I want to.

Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
Dude, I would love to do zat.

Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
Yeah. Totally.

Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
Critique it. (Lol, I can't critique poetry at all.)
But yeah, I'd tell him what I think.

Twelve: 5+12 is?
77-55+8-3+2-1-1-3+3-5+15-17-3

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?
And this?

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?
*Ack, pulls hair out.*

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?
*checks* Orange, white and blue

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3

Seventeen: How weird is this?
As weird as naming a magazine Wackadoo.

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
Those red woods or some tree that grows really tall.

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?
17

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?
A DA pic of flowers. Purrdy photography.

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
Sandwiches. No matter where you find yourself, it's always there to keep the gastric juices satiated. Life without these would be boring. If sandwiches were never discovered, I'd probably be stuffing naan with sandwich-y flavours. What would you do? What if bread wasn't discovered. It would be a major cause for panic. Now, we could protest about how 'cholesterol-y' sandwiches are becoming but then again, so is everything else.
When it comes to types of sandwiches, the easiest of course would be Mayo, cucumber and tomatoes. Which is what I end up making most of the time. If I do feel creative and have time on my hands, I would experiment with whatever vegetable is stored in the fridge. Or fry paneer with dashes of colourful spices and use it for a sandwich.
My late evening dinner today was a dal curry sandwich. 'Nuff said.

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square?
The boxers couldn't jam their opponents against a corner if it was a ring.

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls?
Same reason why you play at a recital and recite a play.

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Why would I want to do that. There's so cute.

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
If a cow was engineered to produce milk this way, it would save the milkmen the pain of touching the cow's parts.

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Yes.

The "Different" Questionnaire!


Un: You are hanging for dear life off the edge of a cliff face. Explain your thoughts in no more than two words.
Save me.//God help
Deux: What's your favourite type of muffin?
Raisin bran/ blueberry
Tois: You are in the Afghan war with 100 muffins, what would you do?
make them peace offerings, or live off of them
Cat: You win £1,000 in a gameshow, but you can't keep it for longer than twenty seconds. What would you do?
put it in the bank? this question is kinda confusing... um. or buy a plane ticket!
Elephant: If a movie about you was produced, who'd play you?
an unknown half-asian actor or taylor lautner
Dog: If you could go anywhere for two days, would you go there or have a lifetime supply of toothpaste?
two days for free*
Jerry: Name your idol, then guess what their three idols were.
Megan Fox- Marilyn monroe, mickey rourke, audrey hepburn
Eight: You're on a bus, but you're short of the ticket price. What do you do?
i dont know
Nine: Have you ever attempted Hop-Skotch in a No-Gravity environment?
no
Dix: Would you consider doing the above?
yes
Dice: If someone you disliked wrote a romantic poem for you, how would you respond?
my mind would change about them, knowing how they felt about me
Twelve: 5+12 is?17

Unlucky: Is this a rhetorical question?no

Fourteen: 4,000 people like your facebook status, but you only have 50 friends. Do you panic?nooo

Fifteen: What's the colour of your toothbrush?orange

Legal: In a scale from 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?2

Seventeen: How weird is this?blah

Adulthood: If you were a tree, what tree would you be?palm

Nineteen: Favourite age you've been so far?15

Twenties: What is your current desktop picture?x

'Tis Century: You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. Write an essay style response.
tons of pepperoni with chicken and mozzarella with roasted tomatoes and baby spinach bitch

Twerty-two! Why is a boxing ring square? so fighters have their own corners

No. 23: Why is it that rain drops, but snow falls? trick question

Twenty-4#: If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? black

25%: If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?no

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